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    Submitted:  May 20, 2006
    By: J3SICA
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

god, the original video for this is of the hook! thats all i wanted to say. but for madonna i dont mind her

Review #395
    Submitted:  November 27, 2005
    By: lucho
    rating:  8 (out of 10)

Its a great song, i like Madonna, but i like Cyndi Lauper too. They are the great female singers of the MTV era when i was a kid. Everybody knows then Cyndi has a better voice than Madonna, but Madonna is a better business woman. Its like Britney and Christina, Christina has better voice and Britney has more success.

Review #394
    Submitted:  October 16, 2005
    By: Joe
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Guys I know this is about Hollywood but why is everyone praising Cyndi Lauper's vocal abilities...she really does not have a great voice! She was on Divas and she stood out by far as the weakest voice...it was honestly hard to listen to.

Review #393
    Submitted:  October 15, 2005
    By: Sam
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

Maddanna is stil the best singer

Review #392
    Submitted:  October 6, 2005
    By: Matt
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Poor poor madonna. can't sing in tune to save her life. good thing she has technology to make her sound somewhat like a singer.

Review #391
    Submitted:  September 11, 2005
    By: josh
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

Right anyone on here saying cyndi lauper can sing pi** off she is shocking! madonna is the best female artist to walk and to die on this planet she looks great for 46 shes healthy and she can sing just as good as she did 20 years ago Hollywood is a great up beat tempo so leave her alone i bet you cher has the biggest donger and cyndi lauper should marry jimmy barnes coz they both cant sing! they screcch!!!! Madonna has a soothing relaxing and a voice of an angel cant wait to see her live again she is fantatsic!!!!!! so leave maddy alone!!!! pick on cher cyndi! they s***s

Review #390
    Submitted:  September 11, 2005
    By: josh
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Right anyone on here saying cyndi lauper can sing pi** off she is shocking! madonna is the best female artist to walk and to die on this planet she looks great for 46 shes healthy and she can sing just as good as she did 20 years ago Hollywood is a great up beat tempo so leave her alone i bet you cher has the biggest donger and cyndi lauper should marry jimmy barnes coz they both cant sing! they screcch!!!! Madonna has a soothing relaxing and a voice of an angel cant wait to see her live again she is fantatsic!!!!!! so leave maddy alone!!!! pick on cher cyndi! they s***s

Review #389
    Submitted:  August 1, 2005
    By: Alvin Wong
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

The lyrics are so true, 'Everybody comes to Hollywood,' I mean, who hasn't come to Hollywood. Or at least those who never came to Cali, at least Hollywood has come to their minds one way or the other. Then the acoustic and electronic sounds are so enticing, and they make u wanna keep listening. I admit Madonna could have rock VMA show all by herself instead of doing a 4some performance, but I think her Live 8 performance is one of the best by her thus far. While Britney and Christina are gone (at this moment), Madonna still rules!

Review #388
    Submitted:  May 22, 2005
    By: Ali Agoune
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

i love you madonna you're always and forever my best

Review #387
    Submitted:  May 22, 2005
    By: Ali Agoune
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

i'm algerian , kabyle , i'm sure that none could be like madonna, she is a very nice lady and very intelligent, when she sings she does her best with gestures, moving and concentration she's a free girl, words come from her deeper ocean heart, i can say i'm in love with her, and my dream is to be her friend don't judge her, please, she's a good artist

Review #386
    Submitted:  May 22, 2005
    By: Ali Agoune
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

i'm algerian , kabyle , i'm sure that none could be like madonna, she is a very nice lady and very intelligent, when she sings she does her best with gestures, moving and concentration she's a free girl, words come from her deeper ocean heart, i can say i'm in love with her, and my dream is to be her friend don't judge ger, please, she's a good artist

Review #385
    Submitted:  March 30, 2005
    By: david
    rating:  7 (out of 10)

madonna is the biggest selling female artist of all time cindy laupers sales and chers don't even conpare combined.So get a life u saddo's madonna is the most famous woman on this planet.

Review #384
    Submitted:  March 6, 2005
    By: a humanist
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

This site is for reviewing songs, not attakcing Madonna's character, none of you know her personally so stop judging. If you can't write a review, good or bad, then just keep the hate to yourself. I never understood why people have the need to be cruel, she is a public figure yes, but that doesn't give anyone a right to be hateful when it comes to her personally. Grow up and get a life. Madonna is years ahead of all of you and while ur busy writing sh** about her, she's busy evolving as a person, wife and mother. Focus on the music, that's what she does. If you don't consider her as an artist that's your own choice, but remember that art is creation, and real art doesn't follow any specific rule or requirements, so it's not made for everyone to like. Remember to re-invent yourself and keep growing. Peace out

Review #383
    Submitted:  February 28, 2005
    By: brian jelsomine
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

i wish i was with maddona more i love you all brian jelsomine

Review #382
    Submitted:  February 24, 2005
    By: Melia
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

please people, get a f**king life! madonna is the greatest singer this world has ever seen...who the hell is cyndi lauper, is she the one who had the one hit wonder? you have the cheek to talk about MADONNA's music, i don't see you packing out shows or selling music since the 80's? please! 'Madonna just likes to have fun!' hope cyndi is singing that in australia!!! ha, ha, ha, ha!!!

Review #381
    Submitted:  January 28, 2005
    By: Vixen
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

The song is alright. madonna is a good business woman. Cyndi and Cher are good as well, but who cares ?

Review #380
    Submitted:  December 11, 2004
    By: Tahani
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

i love this song..good work Madonna----Kabbalists do it better!!!!

Review #379
    Submitted:  October 13, 2004
    By: I P PHREELY
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Madonna? Well, I guess for not having a strong voice and manly six pac Abs she is okay. Sad thing is. She never had an original bone in her body in the first place. Cher did it all before her years ago, The Human Quilt still looks better then Madonna at 60. At least Cher does not pretend to have talent and personality! Madonna, your music would be better suited at the Roosevelt Hotel on Hollywood Blvd. Last time i was there John Tesh was Opening for Eartha Kitt & Jim Baily. I only wish i had gotten drunk Right before she came out in her cigarette burned cat woman cape and sangs Santa baby in July then fallowed up by falling off the mini stage into a crowd of 3. Have any of you ever seen john Tesh Play the piano? It's like watching Herman Munster hunched over a Steinway. Time for the material girl to get some new material and a vulva! it's seen more miles then a 1974 VOLVO

Review #378
    Submitted:  September 28, 2004
    By: Hahahahaha
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Hey, jobe: did you even READ the text at the site? Apparently you did not. Well, go back and do that and then let's see if you can come up with an intelligent response.

Review #377
    Submitted:  August 5, 2004
    By: slone
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

A year later and I still love this song. I cant wait for the new album.

Review #376
    Submitted:  July 24, 2004
    By: MARIAH
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

HOLLYWOOD IS A GREAT TRACK, ITS SO SUMMERY. BUY IT TODAY.

Review #375
    Submitted:  July 23, 2004
    By: lulu
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

First of All her RE-Invention Tour is a success and was sold out... second of all it's amazing especially since she didn't have a successful album as during her last tour when she had Ray of Light and Music.... third of all this is her best tour ever!!! I saw it twice in Chicago, I'm flying to Paris and London to see her again... above all, she admitted herself that she doesn't have the best voice, but during her concerts she has done something she has never done before - that is sing and play a guitar without backup singers.... she sounded great... there never will be another entertainer like Madonna... yea, Janet is sexy but that scandal she pulled off (and she really did, I know because I'm in the business believe it or not) She should have learned from Madonna after the SEX book that you don't do things like that that's so 1993 - wake up Ms. Jackson and get in control, Britney is almost a run out - oops, she won't do it again, Christina needs help and as she sings 'I'm leaving today' so should her sense of style - call Joan Rivers for crying outloud, all bi***es must learn from Madonna... sorry sad but true, she've done it all before anyone else did, and she's the only one who managed her carrier the way wanted to her adventage, Pink tried too, but after her last album... well!!!

Review #374
    Submitted:  July 12, 2004
    By: just so you know
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

Wow, thanks 'Music Lover' for that information on Australia???? By the way, how do you know for sure madonna has had plastic surgery. I have not read/heard anything concerning this and if it were true than I am sure it would be 'widely known' information. Botox and chemical fruit peels 'dont count' AS plastic surgery. Sorry. And as for her concert sales,... Madison Square Garden in NYC...I was there for 2 shows and there was NOT a seat empty in site.

Review #373
    Submitted:  July 9, 2004
    By: Music Lover
    rating:  3 (out of 10)

Cher, Janet Jackson and Cyndi Lauper still have their youthful looks. I know Cher has had a lot of work. So has Madonna, and she looks terrible lately. Cyndi, who still looks incredible, is probably the only entertainer left in music over 40, who hasn't had one ounce of plastic surgery. Btw, Cyndi is getting a huge response in Australia right now. She's constantly in the news and on TV there, and tickets to her sold out shows are selling for up to 250.00 a pop. Her album and DVD are both in the top 20 on the Australian music charts(she hasn't sone so bad in America either). The big difference is Cyndi Really CAN Sing!!!

Review #372
    Submitted:  July 9, 2004
    By: Dan
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

and...she may have been charging 300.00 for some shows, but, since those didn't sell, places like ticketmaster and others had to drastically lower the face value to alarming low prices(some around 50.00), and even those weren't selling....

Review #371
    Submitted:  July 9, 2004
    By: Dan
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

madonna looks like a walking corpse. and her shows have been selling poorly. have you read the new york daily news...that tells everything about the shockingly poor sales for what is supposed to be equal with her drowned world tour... very far from it.

Review #370
    Submitted:  July 2, 2004
    By: RICO
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

RICO is back.. To say M A D O N N A rules the world. With the highest ticket prices in the in the U.S 300$. who can pull that like her? And sell out all the shows months before the tour starts? HA HA! sorry Cher,Britney,Janet Jackson,Price, oh Cyndi Luaper at 35$ front row. American Life the album again its masterpiece, And with madonna playing sell out crowds its being heard. Give time will hit the 2 to 3 million mark who needs radio airplay. When Madonna can still pack arenas.

Review #369
    Submitted:  June 24, 2004
    By: over YOU
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

Benicio??? Nice name...and also props for thinking of all the other names in your MULTIPLE POSTS! Your like a rerun with continuous juvenile jokes.

Review #368
    Submitted:  June 22, 2004
    By: Benicio
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

If you happen to like singers that look like a diseased & rotted tree trunk, than Madonna is for you! Peace...

Review #367
    Submitted:  June 12, 2004
    By: Daniel Ray Fr: Vero Beach
    rating:  3 (out of 10)

Why would Madoona call one of her singles 'Nothing Fails,' when both of her latest albums have flopped miserably???

Review #366
    Submitted:  June 12, 2004
    By: Jeffery
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

God...what I wouldn't give to go out on a date w/Cyndi Lauper. Madonna would be the dog under the table, getting scraps of food thrown to her.

Review #365
    Submitted:  June 12, 2004
    By: Jeffery Banks
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

If stinky Madge was trampled to death by a stampede of wild elephants, I'd feel sorry for the elephants...I heard she smells of cow sh**

Review #364
    Submitted:  June 10, 2004
    By: A CRAIG? LOL
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

Whatever. Write what you want.... Madonna will be the ONE who will be remembered.

Review #363
    Submitted:  June 8, 2004
    By: from one of those 'crags'
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

madonna is a total zero.

Review #362
    Submitted:  June 7, 2004
    By: Adam
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

Hey craggwyck: How can you claim that Cher is 'loved on a deeper level'. Thats so obviously a broad statement that only applies to you. Cher is great but I can assure you that a person's (Madonna's) career hasnt lasted for 20 years and 53 top 40 hits later on 'sheer shock value'. Thats absurd and too simple. Many people may have been shocked by Madonna's antics(like my parents) but THEY didnt go out and buy her Cd's because of it! Madonna is around still today and selling out concerts because her music evokes something for some people. Shock value doesnt sell records, it DOES get you wildly famous, but the record-selling part comes from Madonna's music alone. Look at all the other artists who have used 'shock' as a selling point....where are they now? Madonna has survived based on her music and the fact that she has more Top 40 hits than any other female in history. It is too 'simple' to assume that SHOCK caused all that.

Review #361
    Submitted:  June 6, 2004
    By: craggwyck
    rating:  2 (out of 10)

Rico, you might not know much about Cher. She had a #1 TV show 30 years ago. Cher is loved on a deeper level than Madonna, since she's been around for 40 years. With Sonny and Cher she hovered gracefully - and with ease - at the top of the late nineteen sixties culture. Cyndi Lauper was huge in the mid 80's. She got sick of the slick moneymaking 'machine' she was a part of. So she said 'I gotta be me,' and dropped out, so to speak. She now insists on writing her own stuff, which is a disappointment. All of her hits were written for her, but she's not going for that anymore, even if she only sells 10 cd's. 'Live to Tell is a very good song. 'Ray of Light' - the album and the song are good also. But the historical footnote beside Madonna's name will be 'Attention grabber extrordinaire'. Lauper and Cher are certainly loved more deeply, because they've allowed that love to be real. Madonna has demanded that love and attention with trashy stunt after trashy stunt being shoved down our throats. I don't blame her, she's getting rich doing it. I blame the stupid herd that gives her attention. Madonna. What a legacy. What a pig.

Review #360
    Submitted:  June 2, 2004
    By: RICO
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Madonna is Madonna !!!!! and has remained Madonna on top. Cyndi Lauper wishes eventhough she has a better voice can do what Madonna has done. as far as looking older so what who cares, she can move better than cher and cyndi. Cyndi Fan's face it shes is done, no hopes of a strong come back. she has been trying since 1993 And NOTHING>> Cher is okay, but a true fact to her hating fans it took cher 45 years to get wheres she is at. It took madonna one hit 20 years ago Like A Virgin and remained ahead for 20 straight years. WHAT!! bi***ezz... Other than that madonna's latest work is a masterpice.............................................

Review #359
    Submitted:  May 31, 2004
    By: tandra
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

Wow, Kurt. 'Why does madonna blink incesstantly?' Man, college has really got YOU thinking...

Review #358
    Submitted:  May 29, 2004
    By: Kurt Johnson from Tampa University
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

I'd like to know why madonna blinks incessantly? I always thought she was weird looking. Very non-descript features. Her face kind of resembles a hard boiled egg.

Review #357
    Submitted:  May 29, 2004
    By: Mike
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Madonna couldn't accept the average face she was born with, so she had to have plastic surgery, enough to rival that of Cher- whom I love. But Cher was very pretty to begin with. Madonna still can't compete with the young beautiful singers. Sadly, she just looks like a wannabe, and she still falls short in the looks dept. She's trying way too hard to be cool and hip. Her concerts are all she has left. But her shows aren't helping her album sales much--they are still selling poorly.

Review #356
    Submitted:  May 29, 2004
    By: GB
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

If you were Madonna's child you could just pay someone to do it for you. Please, do your parents have $500 million ? Life cant be so bad for them. Atleast if Madonna was your mom your life would be more interesting and you wouldnt have time to post strange comments on this website.

Review #355
    Submitted:  May 27, 2004
    By: Tom
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

if I was Madonna's child I'd kill myself

Review #354
    Submitted:  May 20, 2004
    By: JOAN OF ARC
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

d*** STANDS FOR D-Y-K-E. (WHY THE CENSORSHIP?)A WOMAN THAT HAS SEX WITH OTHER WOMAN

Review #353
    Submitted:  May 20, 2004
    By: JOAN OF ARC
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

ONE MORE THING, SEXUAL EMPOWERMENT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH AGE, YOU CAN BE 70 AND FIGHT FOR SEXUAL EMPOWERMENT. SEXUALLITY HAS MORE TO DO WITH CULTURE AND POWER, THAN WITH A A BIOLOGICAL BASIS, THAT IS A MISTAKE. MADONNA CAN BE 70, AND EVEN BE A HOT d*** MOMMY.

Review #352
    Submitted:  May 20, 2004
    By: JOAN OF ARC
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

I RECOMMEND THAT YOU READ 'HISTORY OF SEXUALITY' BY MICHAEL FOCAULT, AND 'GENDER TROBLE' BY JUDITH BUTLER RELATED TO GENDER AND QUEER STUDIES. THEN YOU´LL UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTANT MADONNA IS. MADONNA HAS CREATED A CHARACTER CALLED MADONNA, A QUEER MADONNA (WHICH I DONT THINK IS THE REAL LIFE MADONNA), THAT HAS VAUTED GAY CULTURE, d*** CLUBS, FEMMININE HETEROSEXUAL DESIRE, AND HAS CLAIMED FOR THE FREEDOM THESE PEOPLE DESERVE, TO DECIDE AND PERFORM THEIR SEXUALLITY AND LIVES THE WAY IT MAKES THEM HAPPY. MADONNA HAS ALWAYS MADE FUN OF THE REPPRESSIVE SYSTEM OF POWER THAT EXISTS WITHIN MACHO PATRIARCAL CULTURE, THE HYPOCRISY IN THE ORGANIZED RELIGION, AND EVEN OF AN UNFAIR WAR; REGARDLESS OF WHAT MANY REPUBLICANS MAY SAY ABOUT 'THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE'.

Review #351
    Submitted:  May 20, 2004
    By: SAM
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Hey Guys, Please stop all this - If Madonna manages to stay and sing for another 30 yrs then she can be called something. I grew up listening to Bollywood music and we have singers in India who have been singing for 50yrs and still at the top. They have never had to strip, have sex on stage, do lesbo acts, burn crosses to get attention. I REALLY DO FEEL SORRY FOR THE WESTERN ARTISTS ON WHAT THEY HAVE TO DO TO GET ATTENTION! EVEN THEY SING LIKE SOME OLD WRINKLED PIGS!

Review #350
    Submitted:  May 15, 2004
    By: If you look at the entire picture...
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

madonna can pea on the sidewalk for all I care. Some people may still want to check her shows(though I can't fathom why). I wouldn't walk across the strett to see her uh um sing. From the look of her record sales of late, they're very pathetic. Cyndi is in the top 25 on amazon.com with her 6 mo. old CD At Last, while madonna is at # 3,000 with AL and # 2,200 with Remixes. Cyndi is a 4 octave singer, madonna barely 1 octave. There's no argument who's the real legitimate talent. But from the look of record buyers tastes like the talentless Britney and Jessica, mediocrity is in these days.

Review #349
    Submitted:  May 15, 2004
    By: Ronny
    rating:  2 (out of 10)

Sold my only 2 Madge cd's for 10 cents each at a rummage sale. The ones from the 1980's.

Review #348
    Submitted:  May 15, 2004
    By: robert from NY
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

I knew we were the only 2 people left here posting!:) Got my goat? That must be a weird midwest saying....I have never heard that. Is that a farmer thing? But anyway, I am officially done posting here. Madonna will be remembered LONG AFTER everyone else in music. I dont need to defend her or waste my time here anymore. I am glad to see she can still even stir up the interest of even people who dislike her. Somethings never change. Madonna will always evoke interest somehow.

Review #347
    Submitted:  May 13, 2004
    By: A friend
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Poor wittle Robert,(from NY)- gets your goat doesn't it? You know what, Madogna isn't worth defending. She's a washed up wannabe machismo bore. Even VH1 gave up on her.

Review #346
    Submitted:  May 10, 2004
    By: robert
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

Kyle...of course Cyndi's sales are 'bludgeoning' Madonna's! Madonna's abum came out a year ago! Cyndi's has been out only a few months. But lets face facts...whether you like her or not, Madonna is the only female in HISTORY(thus far) to have a career last 20 years and consecutively have a TOP 40 song each year since. Singers who vanish and come back dont count...I am speaking of consistantly staying in the Billboard charts and public eye. Madonna has been the only one so far to do it. I am not saying someone else wont also one day, but for now the possibility isnt in sight.

Review #345
    Submitted:  May 9, 2004
    By: christa
    rating:  3 (out of 10)

robin williams vs. madonna: who has more body hair?

Review #344
    Submitted:  May 8, 2004
    By: Butch B. From Kentucky:)
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Madonna's mustache grew back after tonguing Brit. The poor thing's male hormones have been raging out of control ever since!

Review #343
    Submitted:  May 8, 2004
    By: Kyle Miller
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Cyndi's sales on Amazon are bludgeoning madonna's. It's been that way for months.

Review #342
    Submitted:  May 8, 2004
    By: Jill (rock n' roll queen)
    rating:  1 (out of 10)

I wanna look just like Cyndi Lauper when I get to be her age. She looks like a porcelain doll. And Madonna--well let's just say her face looked like a road map before her recent face lift. It's improved, but God, I wouldn't wanna look like her!

Review #341
    Submitted:  May 5, 2004
    By: rd
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

Her shows need to SELL? And that they did...she broke records and sold out 6 nights in NYC within minutes. Every musician has released an album that was not fully embraced by the public/fans...and if 'AL' is it then after 20 years no one cares. Madonna has already made her mark and notched her place in music history. Lets all face that. One okay album after 10 great ones? Most people release a so-so album soon after their careers begin...look at Belinda carlyle, Cyndi Lauper and all the others who have fallen slightly over the years. Madonna has remained on top consecutively longer than ANY female in music history.

Review #340
    Submitted:  May 2, 2004
    By: Derrick
    rating:  3 (out of 10)

I almost forgot, Madonna's in the process of being sued by Warner's (her record co.), and every single released from American Life has been a flop. So in order for her to turn some sort of a profit, her shows need to sell.

Review #339
    Submitted:  May 2, 2004
    By: Derrick
    rating:  3 (out of 10)

Madonna's gone stale. It's doubtful she'll ever make the hot 100 singles charts again. Who cares how many tickets she's sold to her recent shows. You have to figure a lot of corporate people make up a huge portion of that. Jimmy Buffet can outsell Madonna with one of his shows effortlessly, and he hasn't been on the singles charts in decades. Madonna proves that hasbeens can still have a fanbase. Take someone like Cyndi Lauper--this years headliner at Vh1's divas--Vh1 has never asked Madonna--she couldn't compete with the 'real' divas up there on stage. Cyndi's getting the best promotion of her career, since the 80's, and critics and are unanimous--she's back and better than ever. Cyndi's true talent is what's making her popular again. Madonna doesn't have the singing talent nor the natural talent that Cyndi has to keep going another 20 yrs. Cyndi will surpass Madonna in longevity, down the road, when all is said and done.

Review #338
    Submitted:  May 2, 2004
    By: Let's set the record straight
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

So what if Madonna is ugly and farts a lot and can't sing or act. She's still a person.

Review #337
    Submitted:  April 22, 2004
    By: Kevin in IA
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

Love the song. Love the album. But, I would rather adress the childish antics of those of you who do not understand the purpose of this website. No one cares if you think Madonna is old, ugly,hairy, or untalented and washed up. This website is dedicated to reviewing specific songs, not for personally critisizing and degrading artists. Take your sophomoric attitudes and irrelevnt opinions back to the elementary school playground where they belong or GROW UP!!

Review #336
    Submitted:  April 10, 2004
    By: blo
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

Huh? What are you talking about?

Review #335
    Submitted:  April 6, 2004
    By: cyn follower
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

see if she can break this record just listen to midnight radio by cyndi laupr and tell me madonna could do anything like it she couldnt impossible

Review #334
    Submitted:  April 6, 2004
    By: Alvin
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

I am so waiting to not sleep for the midnight of Apirl 12 and get my tickets for the concert in San Jose. Let's bow to the QUEEN of POP, Madonna.

Review #333
    Submitted:  April 1, 2004
    By: nyc guy
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

Madonna has just sold out 6 nights at Nyc's Madison Square Garden! Another record broken.

Review #332
    Submitted:  March 25, 2004
    By: JOEY
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

I'm MADLY IN LOVE with Cyndi Lauper..Do you think her husband would be upset?

Review #331
    Submitted:  March 24, 2004
    By: BM
    rating:  8 (out of 10)

Did Cyndi sing 'Hollywood'? she must have,...there are enough of her blind and oh so dedicated followers here! You are NO different than people who love Madonna! You both think your 'idol' can do no wrong! BRAINWASHED...all of you, even you 'cyndi's'.

Review #330
    Submitted:  March 24, 2004
    By: Big Pete
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Hey Cyndi, you can visit me ANYTIME, BABY. YOU ROCK!

Review #329
    Submitted:  March 23, 2004
    By: Newsflash
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

I don't give a F*ck about any of them. I care about me and what's happening in my life!

Review #328
    Submitted:  March 23, 2004
    By: Flea
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

It's not the same person you schnook! Cyndi has about a million fans and moldonna only one -- herself...hahahahahahahahha!!!!!!

Review #327
    Submitted:  March 23, 2004
    By: jobe
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Get over it. People 'rip'(as you say) people off all the time. Was it really her 'ripping them off' or just going with a look that inspired her? Is YOUR look totally yours? Do you make your own clothes? If you buy them from a store than you are nothing but a clone of what common America wants you to look like. I bet you wear jeans and a t'shirt most often. Are you 'ripping soomeone off'? Every look is borrowed today. Every idea has been had. Name one that you thought of yourself!If you say your website than I will laugh so hard. Even your website idea was one that my VERY OWN COUSIN did in 1994!!!! Your a RERUN! Stop judging and just live your life. Get over yourself.

Review #326
    Submitted:  March 23, 2004
    By: just wondering AGAIN
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

It all makes sense to me now. I came back here to see what new things the SAME person would post about Cyndi and I got to read 3 of them! What a fulfilling day. No one here has anything against Cyndi and when anything negative in conitation is said it is only due to your INTENSE negativity against Madonna. Can we just let this site page be Madonna's. There are LOTS of bands and singers out there whose fans dont come here to post. It is weird that you do.

Review #325
    Submitted:  March 23, 2004
    By: David Laraby
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Madonna is an Old Ho who deserves to get shot in the stomach.

Review #324
    Submitted:  March 23, 2004
    By: That 'sex' book mention says it all..
    rating:  3 (out of 10)

I owned Madonna's earlier cd's. They were actually pretty good, even though her voice was limited. But I grew tired of her image quickly. Cyndi is a very down to earth woman with a great voice. I really started to have a disdain for Madonna after I read in her 'sex' book a pretty nasty story(one of Madonna dreams apparently- about Cyndi and her boyfriend having sex). Needless to say, it was in very poor taste and shed a very negative light on Madonna for me. I interpreted her 'Cyndi dream' as being resentful towards her. I also think Madonna would freeze up if they ever met face to face. Madonna fans may snicker at this, but I feel she would be very uncomfortable around Cyndi- to this day.

Review #323
    Submitted:  March 23, 2004
    By: Cyndi lover...again
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

I meant to say that Cyndi is adorable. She also looks 10 years younger than that botoxed mutant Madonna. Madge is an over steroid macho woman. She stinks...and I believe she has hit rock bottom, for good this time...

Review #322
    Submitted:  March 23, 2004
    By: Cyndi Lover
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

I love love love Cyndi Lauper. And I don't care if she never had a top 40 hit. Madonna was a good business woman, and Cyndi didn't really care and never strived to constantly be in the top 40. Cyndi has more vocal power in her tiny finger than those two wannabe lesbos, Madonna, Britney have in their entire beings. Cyndi is genuine, warm ,adorale, gorgeous, a class act, and loved among her peers and her fans alike. Keep knocking her, but that won't keep her down. VH1 was smart enough to have her as one of the headlinrs at this years Diva's, and she more than deserves it. I hate Madonna and hope her flat hairy ass is mauled by a 2 ton Bear.

Review #321
    Submitted:  March 22, 2004
    By: just wondering
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

You say that Madonna despises Cyndi. What book are you talking about? And you call it 'hers'??? Madonna HAS NEVER written a book nor authorised any book that has ever been written about her, simply making all contents of any book 'heresay' and not justified truths. Dont believe everything you read, especially when it wasnt even written by the person who 'supposedly' said it. I doubt that Madonna is frightened of Cyndi's career. And I doubt that Cyndi gives Madonna much thought. They are too busy with their own careers to worry about the other one. So why are you worrying for them? And building this 'war' or undeclared 'battle to the top' between the 2? If there was going to be a competition it would have been 20 years ago in 1994. Your a little late. Way late.

Review #320
    Submitted:  March 22, 2004
    By: long live the queen
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

ok maybe im a little harsh on madonna because we hav been saturated with madonna 4 so long but i do no that my predictions are going to come true i also predict that cyndi will win a lot of grammys very soon i dnt think this one i think she was not elegible but im so glad that cyndis career was a little low key 4 a while because that is exactly wat will help her we were saturatted with her once but she remained low key 4 quite sometime not doing concerts 4 yrs just waiting 4 her time to really show the world wat shes made of you are yet to really understand how great cyndi lauper is it surely will be a slow rise but madonna knows this will eventually happen she has always been scared of cyndi madonna wldnt no wat to say if they were face to face but be nasty thats y i dnt like her u only have to read her book to no that she despises cyndi and thats another reason i hav no respect 4 madonna

Review #319
    Submitted:  March 22, 2004
    By: joey
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

i just want to say that madonna is my american idol. i have loved her since the first day that i heard of her. if i had the chance to meet her i woud take that chance and keep it forever. madonna is a wonderful and very creative person. madonna if your reading this, i love you with all my heart and best wishes for being out for so long. hope all goes well for madonna in te later life. love always joey

Review #318
    Submitted:  March 22, 2004
    By: joey
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

i just want to say that madonna is my american idol. i have loved her since the first day that i heard of her. if i had the chance to meet her i woud take that chance and keep it forever. madonna is a wonderfun and very creative person. madonna if your reading this, i love you with all my heart and best wishes for being out for so long. hope all goes well for madonna in te later life. love always joey

Review #317
    Submitted:  March 22, 2004
    By: responder
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

Okay, okay. Cyndi is a fine performer. I seen her live in 1985, but your whole post about Madonna's older albums not being listenable is based soley on Your opinion and your opinion alone, just as your predictions of Cyndi are, so that makes it irrelevant. And to say Madonna is untalented doesnt make sense...whether you like her or not, no one has 44 top 40 hits(more than anyone in music history) without SOME talent. What is wrong with BOTH performers having a LONG CAREER? Does one have to go away to make the other one live on? Thats a silly notion.

Review #316
    Submitted:  March 22, 2004
    By: cyndi needs no help
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

besides cyndi has more class than your slag will ever hav her voice will see her live on wen madonna is forgotten

Review #315
    Submitted:  March 22, 2004
    By: cyndi mania
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

that is so not true cyndi has been in the top 40 in 2004 4 1 and many times in the 90s get ur facts straight

Review #314
    Submitted:  March 21, 2004
    By: Please help Cyndi live
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

Wow, your desperate. And I do hope that Cyndi is getting 'stronger', she needs to. She hasnt had a Top 40 hit in 15 years.

Review #313
    Submitted:  March 21, 2004
    By: long live cyndi
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

i just want to say just because madonna has sold a lot of albums does not mean she is talented it just means a lot of people listen to her at one time but i bet they wld never listen to any of her old albums now imagine listening to like a virgin now i mean no one wld she dosnt have the quality of say cyndi whos albums are as listenable today as they were back then cyndi is the talented one of the 2 and has the staying power and shes growing and growing stronger and stronger and madonna is weakining fast

Review #312
    Submitted:  March 6, 2004
    By: Katy Myers
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Why are you guys even wasting your time on this sh*t??!! madonna's soooo yesterday's news. What a waste of time:)

Review #311
    Submitted:  March 6, 2004
    By: Lil'T
    rating:  2 (out of 10)

She's hung like a man

Review #310
    Submitted:  March 6, 2004
    By: Roberto Rodriguez
    rating:  1 (out of 10)

MADONNA HAS p****.

Review #309
    Submitted:  March 6, 2004
    By: The Truth
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Hey pal...you need your head checked. Madonna is as lame as your last post. Maybe she'll get eaten alive by a shark...Hope the shark doesn't get any arm hair caught in his throat..Why would I secretly admire someone so dreadfully untalented? We have great wonderful and beautiful singers to admire like Beyonce, Kylie, Cyndi, Cher...and I would never write anything negative about them, God Forbid...If it makes you feel better, keep responding...I guess it just makes you feel more content..Take it easy....

Review #308
    Submitted:  March 6, 2004
    By: rdnyc
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

SAME PERSON WRITING THE SAME SH*T, and its never FUNNY! Lets let this site-posting page die. Its already OBVIOUS that Madonna still pulls people in. NOBODY writes about people they HATE so much unless they SECRETLY love her. And when the same person writes the same LAME joke over and over it means THEY ARE CRAZY.

Review #307
    Submitted:  March 6, 2004
    By: Gil
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

I'm sorry, but I have to agree--Madonna is the PERFECT description of a 'hairy beast,' if I ever saw one! Check out her older pics of the past. her forearms were incredibly hairy...VERY VERY mannish.

Review #306
    Submitted:  March 5, 2004
    By: Beyonce Lover
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Stinky Madge has to dye the hair on her chest once a month.

Review #305
    Submitted:  March 5, 2004
    By: Duh, Duh, Duh
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Dingleberry Madonna has hair growing in her ears. She's a manly man.

Review #304
    Submitted:  March 5, 2004
    By: BEN. E.
    rating:  8 (out of 10)

All you guys that say you hate madonna, than you shouldn't care about her and you shouldn't even visit sites like these if you REALLY hate her! So get a life, please, for your own sake! She is THE QUEEN OF POP and she will always be. Nobody ever had the balls to do what she did in this industry. She had the courage to say what she really thinks to the whole world. At the beggining of her carrier she said: 'I wanna conquer the world', 'I won't stop till I'm as famous as God.' Face it! Everyone knows who madonna is, even you who say you hate her. She did conquer the world and her name and what she did in this business will never die. She released more than 16 albums and almost every single was at #1. So you who say that she's not talented and she has no style and all that bull**it, it s clear that you are all jelous because she's successfull and you re not, she's as famous as God and you re nothing ... why are you saying that she s not talented when she sold more than 150 MILLION albums? Are you blind or something? it's not over for her and it's useless wasting your wastefull lives criticising her. She will go on. aaah, and 1 other thing, she sold more than Michael Jackson and Elvis, so .... don t be idiots

Review #303
    Submitted:  March 1, 2004
    By: Anonymous in NYC
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

I read these little notes and I laugh. I laugh because some of you people are idiots. You say that you hate Madonna, that she’s not attractive or talented and that her career is nothing, yet it is you that has come here to her site to write about her. You write about things that you obviously know nothing about. She’s very talented. Since day one Madonna has cultivated the world and back in c1984 she said one thing that she has proven over and over again…she said she wanted to rule the world, and that she has. No matter where you are or what language you speak…EVERYONE knows Madonna!! A lot of people love to say they hate Madonna, yet they are the very ones waiting for her every move, her every word and every appearance she does. You claim you hate her, yet you’ve wasted your time sitting here writing about her while she’s doing her thing and living her life. If people were to just open their minds just a little, they would understand her and appreciate where she is coming from, but judging by some of the people on this site, that’s an impossible task!! She has maintain a SUCCESSFUL 20 year career…where are you?? She’s had countless #1 hits…have you?? She’s sold shows in a matter of minutes…have you?? I know Madonna personally, I have gone to both her homes and her office in LA, and she is one of the most professional and cordial people you will ever meet. She is not over and she definitely does not LIPSINC. I was back stage at the MTV Awards and I can reassure you that that is something she does not do. Some of you write some very horrible things…that’s she’s no good and that she’s over, yet it’s you who’s here writing about her…where does that put you, you tell me…who’s the loser??

Review #302
    Submitted:  February 16, 2004
    By: Riddle Man
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Me Madonna, Me So Ugly....What's Happened To My Career, Since tonguing Britney Spears.....

Review #301
    Submitted:  February 16, 2004
    By: BABY FACE
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

I BET MADONNA FARTS IN HER SLEEP. AND GUESS WHAT? SHE'S GONE BYE BYE...

Review #300
    Submitted:  February 16, 2004
    By: BORED WITH THIS
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

You guys are crazy! Madonna over? She own her own record company for god's sake! And her own production firm! Over? Please, she will be having a career long after you all retire from meaningless jobs that willnever make a difference in anyone's life. The youth of today are so misguided and blind. And critical. You will all be 45 and I am sure not look HALF as good as Madonna.And the VH! message boards sau she had a'facelift'???? Are you nuts? Who writes on message boards but kids?! No real news appears there. if she had it it would have beenin a MAJOR magazine. You guys believe ANYTHING you hear. Do you have a thought of yourown? And the idea of Madonna releasing a 'standards' album? Whoever mentioned that is crazy too! Who does that except people who know they have no 'commercial' credibility ever again with the youth market. Who buys 'standards' albums anyway, but parent and grandparents? This whole review board is filled with people who say Madonna is OVER yet they cant stop talking about her. Over? Hardly.

Review #299
    Submitted:  February 15, 2004
    By: Keith
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Let's get real for a second...Madonna had a long run with her career- even w/very limited vocal ability. She should be very grateful for that. There isn't anywhere she can go from here, except right into tabloid hell. She's made enough of a fool of herself w/Britney at The MTV Awards. Now it's time to face the music and except the fact that it's not going to get any better for her. She can't do a standards record since she doesn't have enough vocal talent to pull it off, and the results would be truly embarrassing. It's time to throw in the towel.

Review #298
    Submitted:  February 15, 2004
    By: Face the facts
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

It's been reported that Madonna had an entire face lift with botox injections, back in December 03 during Christmas (read this on her vh1 artist board). It's probably the main reason she couldn't move her facial muscles at the Grammys. She was starting to get awfully saggy. Hope she's happy with her 'new face.'

Review #297
    Submitted:  February 15, 2004
    By: Sly Stone
    rating:  2 (out of 10)

Dudes...Madonna just ain't sexy. I'd love to have some dirty ol' fun with that hot mama, Beyonce Knowles...but i'd rather throw Madonna in front of a moving train.

Review #296
    Submitted:  February 15, 2004
    By: David- Allentown, Pennsylvania
    rating:  1 (out of 10)

Madonna is the most UNATTRACTIVE singer on earth. First of all, she looks exactly like a MAN IN DRAG, or a TRANSSEXUAL. She has these DISGUSTING HE-MAN MUSCLES. She's a wannanbe LESBO, who gets her kicks out of practically raping younger girls, with her monkey tongue, like Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. There's a lot to love about her! Just call her MADOGNA.

Review #295
    Submitted:  February 14, 2004
    By: STEVEN
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

EVEN THOUGH MADONNA IS OLDER SHE STILL LOOKS BEAUTIFUL FOR ANY AGE.YES BEYONCE IS YOUNGER BUT ONE DAY SHE WILL BE MADONNAS AGE AND SO WILL ALL OF YOU .AND THEN YOU WILL ALL EAT YOUR WORDS.BECAUSE SHE OLDER DOES NOT MEAN SHE HAS NO TALENT.HELLO SHES THE QUEEN OF POP.IM SORRY BUT NIETHER BEYONCE, BRITNEY SPEARS ANY OF THE SO CALLED SINGERS HAS ACHIEVED WHAT MADONNA ACHIEVED IN SO LITTLE TIME .DONT BELIVE CHECK GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS ,THE WORLD CHART,MTV, THE BBC,VH-1,E TELEVISION,MUSIC MUCH, MCM MUSIC CHANNEL IN FRANCE ,MTV EUROPE, MTV ASIA,MTV GERMANY,TELEVISA IN MEXICO, MTV INDIA ,MTV LATIN AMERICA AND BILLBOARD. ALL OF YOU THINK ONCE YOU GET OLDER YOUR DONE BUT LIFE STOPS WHEN YOU DIE ITS STOPS NOT WHEN YOUR 45.YES THERE YOUNGER BUT WHOSE MAKING BETTER MUSIC THAT HAS A MESSAGE AND A POINT BEYONCE,BRITNEY PLEASE BULLsh** .MADONNA IS THE ONLY ONE TO HAVE THE BALLS TO STAND FOR SOMETHING .SOMETHING EVERYONE IS SO SCARED TO TODAY BECAUSE OF THE MONEY. BUT MADONNA PUTS HER MUSIC FIRST,I FEEL SORRY HOW YOU PEOPLE THINK 'DONT WANT YOUR SOCIAL DISEASE' MADONNA .THE GRAMMYS ARE A SHAM IT SHOWED HOW ROCK IS TRULY DEAD AND IF THERES MORE ARTIST LIKE MADONNA IT COULD COME BACK A KICKA ALL YOU BEYONCES , JUSTINS AND BRITNEYS IN THE ASS.AND SHOW WHAT REAL MUSIC IS .ALL SINGERS NOW A DAYS LIKE BEYONCE ,JUSTIN J-LO , P DIDDY JUST WANT TO DO DRINK CRYSTAL, WEAR ICE, LOOK GOOD AND NOT MAKE ANY DESCENT MUSIC.IT SHOW S HOW AMERICA AND THE WORLD HAS LOST ITS WAY.GREAT MUSIC IS NOT MEASURE BY RECORD SALES OR HOW YOUNG YOU ARE, WHAT THE f*** IS WRONG WITH OUR YOUTH TODAY GROW UP PLEASE BEFORE ITS TO LATE.LIVE ON MADONNA

Review #294
    Submitted:  February 12, 2004
    By: Alvin Wong
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

All you Madonna haters, I just want to remind you that Hollywood came out more than 9 months, and you are still on this review not to criticize the song, but the person who sings it. You know what, the more time you invest in it only shows how much attention Madonna can get from you. Move on and get a life! You all here making fun of Madonna getting old is just the same as making fun of Beatles, Yoko Ono and other old icons who are old, it doesn't make any sense. It is just a statement of fact. Of course Beyonce is younger than Madonna, but so what? What are u really trying to say? Just get a life you people.

Review #293
    Submitted:  February 11, 2004
    By: ROBERT P- A JERSEY DUDE
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

WOW!!!THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE BEAUTILICIOUS BEYONCE....SHE'S NOT ONLY TALENTED, BUT SOOOOO BEAUTIFUL. I FEEL SORRY FOR THAT OLD UGLY THING MADONNA. SHE NEVER COULD SING VERY WELL. I SAW HER ON THE GRAMMYS- SHE HIT THE WALL.

Review #292
    Submitted:  February 11, 2004
    By: Kristy
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

If Madonna doesn't stop fluttering her crinkly, beady little eyes, they'll fall right out of their sockets. Yes, I'm so jealous of a toothless old, no talent hasbeen.

Review #291
    Submitted:  February 11, 2004
    By: lildee
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

I think madonna looked great at the grammy's and I loved her album all of you are jealous you aren't her

Review #290
    Submitted:  February 9, 2004
    By: Jenny Juarez
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

I'm so elated that Kylie Minogue won the Grammy tonite for best Dance Recording. Kylie is such a doll...So petite and cute. My all-time favorite female singers are in no particular order: Cher, Cyndi Lauper, Beyonce Knowles, Kylie Minogue and Sarah McLachlan.

Review #289
    Submitted:  February 9, 2004
    By: Angel - NYC
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

You guys must be trippin on LSD- Madonna is so hard looking. Her face is unflatteringly long and looks worn. Plus her body looks like a line-backer on estrogen. She's so mascueline and unfeminine. She definitely looks her age, and thensome...

Review #288
    Submitted:  February 9, 2004
    By: Yeah, right!
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

I Agree- Beyonce Knowles is a total Knockout- A Real Beauty. Poor Madonna, try as she might, she looks like 'old Granny Madonna' next to her.

Review #287
    Submitted:  February 9, 2004
    By: Robert
    rating:  1 (out of 10)

Madonna must of given her whiskers and chest hair a VERY close shave for the show. She still looks like a gapped toothed Monkey, with maybe some BOTOX. She had to look a liitle better. She's become such a sad loser. That old hag will have to dream on about looking like the VERY YOUNG and VERY BEAUTIFUL BEYONCE KNOWLES!!!! PURRRRRR!!!!

Review #286
    Submitted:  February 9, 2004
    By: WOW
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

Madonna a 'hairy chested beast'???? Did you see her on the Grammy's? She looked better than most of the people there half her age!

Review #285
    Submitted:  January 30, 2004
    By: South Park Junkie
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

MADONNA's A HAIRY CHESTED BEAST--INDEED!

Review #284
    Submitted:  January 29, 2004
    By: Denmark
    rating:  2 (out of 10)

Madonna's hairy chest...Oh, spare me the disgust.

Review #283
    Submitted:  January 29, 2004
    By: Antonio Sabato Jr.
    rating:  1 (out of 10)

Well I ALWAYS KNEW Madonna was a monkey in disguise. She needs both a lawnmower and weed wacker to plow through that mass of hair on her chest, arms, face and legs. And God only knows what is growing in that hairy mass in her pits.

Review #282
    Submitted:  January 28, 2004
    By: How disgusting
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

What can you expect when Madge goes around groping other women?

Review #281
    Submitted:  January 28, 2004
    By: Arnold S. That famous Governor of CA.
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

May I suggest Madonna use the wax method to remove her unruly chest hair, as apposed to shaving it off. Shaving only gets at the surface....

Review #280
    Submitted:  January 26, 2004
    By: Madonna
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

How can you guys write such terrible things about me? It can only mean one thing - you're all jealous. After all, I couldn't possibly be past my prime and suck at movies and look more manly than most men! And I couldn't possibly have sucked Titney Spears' face because I needed to ride on her coattails. No, the reason I kissed her was because of a deep, spiritual message I got from the Kabbalah Learning Centre. Well, you guys just wouldn't get it anyways. Why do I waste my time with you dumb fans?

Review #279
    Submitted:  January 24, 2004
    By: Carson
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

I heard Madonna has to shave the hair off of her chest.

Review #278
    Submitted:  January 24, 2004
    By: K.C.
    rating:  1 (out of 10)

Hey Madonna- glad you're over with. Always hated you. You never had any talent anyway, so I'm happy you're finished. Oh, BTW, your face does look like a bird's. You need more plastic surgery on that beak of yours. That cheap plastic surgeon you used the first time around, apparently was a QUACK!!!!!

Review #277
    Submitted:  January 24, 2004
    By: Joey Torres from Santa Monica Ca.
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Madonna is an ol' fart faced, flat assed has-been. Her career has flatlined like the rest of her.

Review #276
    Submitted:  January 24, 2004
    By: NY
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

Hey LOONEY....your name was Perfectly picked. YOU ARE CRAZY. Get a life or on some medication.

Review #275
    Submitted:  January 23, 2004
    By: LOONEY
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

i THINK THAT EVERYBODY IS A bi*** IN THE MUSIC WORLD I ALSO FEEL THAT SHE IS A HOE.I THINK MADONNA IS THE MOST f***ED UP SINGER IN AMERICA I WOULD HATE TO SEE HER LIVE,I MEAN ACTUALLY SINGING NOT THAT LIP sh**. ANYWAY I CAN'T STAND THAT HOE SHE MAKES ME SICK IN ALL TYPES OF WAYS.iF I DON;T SEE THE bi*** ON THE AWARDS THEN I SEE THE bi*** ON THE f***ING TV SHOW OR SOME sh** LIKE THAT.sHE'S NOT EVEN CUTE SHE LOOK LIKE A GODDAMN BIRD IN THE FACE, I'LL SLAP THE sh** OUT OF MADDONA. sHE ALWAYS STEALING SOMEBODY'S MUSIC aND GET THE BEST OF LOVE FOR IT. hOW CAN THAT BE SHE ISN;T EVEN ALL THAT SHE IS ACTUALLY VERY UGLY. i WOULPD NOT TALK TO THE bi*** IF I WAS A NIGGA.i MEAN HOW CAN ONE PERSON RECIEVE SO MUCH FAME AT ONCE ON OTHERS PEOPLE sh**. MAN f*** THAT bi***, SHE f***ED HER WAY TO THE TOP ANY DAMN WAY, THAT NONSINGING bi***. i REALLY DON'T LIKE HER SHE IS FULL OF sh** AND I DON'T THINK SHE DESREVE HER FAME WITH HER bi*** ASS.

Review #274
    Submitted:  January 23, 2004
    By: LOONEY
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

i THINK THAT EVERYBODY IS A bi*** IN THE MUSIC WORLD I ALSO FEEL THAT SHE IS A HOE.I THINK ASHANTI IS THE MOST f***ED UP SINGER IN AMERICA I WOULD HATE TO SEE HER LIVE,I MEAN ACTUALLY SINGING NOT THAT LIP sh**. ANYWAY I CAN'T STAND THAT HOE SHE MAKES ME SICK IN ALL TYPES OF WAYS.iF I DON;T SEE THE bi*** ON THE AWARDS THEN I SEE THE bi*** ON THE f***ING TV SHOW OR SOME sh** LIKE THAT.sHE'S NOT EVEN CUTE SHE LOOK LIKE A GODDAMN BIRD IN THE FACE, I'LL SLAP THE sh** OUT OF ASHANTI. sHE ALWAYS STEALING SOMEBODY'S MUSIC aND GET THE BEST OF LOVE FOR IT. hOW CAN THAT BE SHE ISN;T EVEN ALL THAT SHE IS ACTUALLY VERY UGLY. i WOULPD NOT TALK TO THE bi*** IF I WAS A NIGGA.i MEAN HOW CAN ONE PERSON RECIEVE SO MUCH FAME AT ONCE ON OTHERS PEOPLE sh**. MAN f*** THAT bi***, SHE f***ED HER WAY TO THE TOP ANY DAMN WAY, THAT NONSINGING bi***. i REALLY DON'T LIKE HER SHE IS FULL OF sh** AND I DON'T THINK SHE DESREVE HER FAME WITH HER bi*** ASS.

Review #273
    Submitted:  January 22, 2004
    By: Paul Talarico
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

The 'I hate Madonna' dude is a total waste of sprog. Man, you would have to be the sadest individual I have ever come across. Get a life dufus! XXXMadonna loves you

Review #272
    Submitted:  January 17, 2004
    By: I hate Madonna
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Madonna is an ugly waste of life who should be electricuted. I hope she goes into cardiac arrest while Guy Ritchie is f***ing her up the ass. She's 45 and she could pass for about 80. That's what she gets for f***ing everbody and their brother not to mention their sister.

Review #271
    Submitted:  January 16, 2004
    By: Bob, from Texas
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

She's the worst singer on the planet. When I look at her, I see this lanterned jawed, gapped tooth has-been, that should of never been.

Review #270
    Submitted:  January 12, 2004
    By: Dianna
    rating:  2 (out of 10)

American Life... After I bought the CD and listened to itI wanted my money back. I think it's pretty evident Madonna should just stick to singing and let someone else write her music.Madonna lately seems confused and quite possibly lacking new ideas in ways of reinventing herself.One minute she's kissing Spears the next she's pushing a childrens book.Madonna's problem is she is past her prime and I think it pathedic of Madonna to ride the coat tails of fame with Singers 20 years her junior and refer to them as being like their( BIG SISTER)LOL.

Review #269
    Submitted:  January 10, 2004
    By: bd
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

The rumor is true! Apparantly Madonna and Cyndi were in a farting match together and the only reason Madonna won is because Cyndi accidentally sh*t herself.

Review #268
    Submitted:  January 8, 2004
    By: B. H8V
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

I don't know if this is just a rumor, but I heard that Madonna farts a lot.

Review #267
    Submitted:  January 5, 2004
    By: My take on it all
    rating:  4 (out of 10)

Madonna has only gotten more weathered looking and pathetic, thru nonsensical lesbian innuendos, in order to stay afloat in her singing career, while Cyndi has actually gotten younger looking (without the help of botox and plastic surgery)and has matured into a first rate singer and artist of Jazz/Pop classics.

Review #266
    Submitted:  January 5, 2004
    By: Long Island resident
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

I also think Cyndi Lauper is very sexy. She's so unpretentious, and she doesn't even have to try to be Sexy--she just is. A 10 for Cyndi, and 0 for Mandonna, whose sexiness is completely non-existent, and all in her mind.

Review #265
    Submitted:  January 5, 2004
    By: Josh
    rating:  1 (out of 10)

I think madonna looks like a hairy chimpanzee. Her new album should be called 'Planet of the Apes, Revisited.'

Review #264
    Submitted:  January 2, 2004
    By: astoria
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

Poor Billy must not have one single friend and therefore had to spend his entire New Years holiday posting on this site. awwwww, atleast you had your Cyndi Lauper cd's to keep you company.

Review #263
    Submitted:  January 2, 2004
    By: Billy
    rating:  1 (out of 10)

And moreover, Cyndi Lauper OOZES Sexuality- she's so gorgeous and sexy and has a knock out voice. Madonna is an ugly, and spineless little twit.

Review #262
    Submitted:  January 2, 2004
    By: Billy
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Madonna your face looks like a 100 year old rotted out tree stump..yuck

Review #261
    Submitted:  December 23, 2003
    By: J. Lopez
    rating:  1 (out of 10)

MADOOONA CAN'T SING!

Review #260
    Submitted:  December 23, 2003
    By: Sydney
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Madge--you turd face. A sick cat sings better than you

Review #259
    Submitted:  December 21, 2003
    By: Harland
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Oh,let's just get it over with already. That Ol' warhorse Madogna needs to be shot. Then we'll ALL be put out of our misery.

Review #258
    Submitted:  December 21, 2003
    By: Chelsea
    rating:  3 (out of 10)

Lately, Madonna is more gaunt looking than someone who has been sleep deprived for a week. Can her face look any more sunken in....It's sinking faster than the Titanic. I think it's very sad.

Review #257
    Submitted:  December 20, 2003
    By: Harland
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Madonna's a talentless, 'STINK BOMB,' so-called artist. She is positively useless. Glad her career has hit 'rock bottom.' Infact, I'm betting you that a stinkbomb smells better.

Review #256
    Submitted:  December 18, 2003
    By: conceited scientist
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Madonna even though not bad early in her career has now become a cartoon character. American Life is very mediocre at best. It seems -as usual-she just tries to make money off of trends. She first pulled the anti-war message out of the video because she was afraid of a backlash. She is supposed to be the one who doesn't care but she is just a major COWARD & HYPOCRITE. Also, some say she always 'reinvents' herself when she just copied her styles from Marilyn Monroe, Dietrich & Bettie Page. So much for originality. She was also recently sued by a French photographer & Italian director for ripping off images from their work for her videos. What a sleaze bag.

Review #255
    Submitted:  December 5, 2003
    By: This song sucks
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

I remember the days when Madonna wrote decent music. Those days are no longer. Seriously, she should have stopped after the release of 'Music.'

Review #254
    Submitted:  December 2, 2003
    By: MariaCinque
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

Are you an IDIOT? She is in the Top 10 this week. Over? you wish...

Review #253
    Submitted:  November 30, 2003
    By: Truth Be Told
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Madonna's career is over............

Review #252
    Submitted:  November 30, 2003
    By: ??
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

The NEGATIVE has seemed to end...so let me just leave a POSITIVE message to top this... There will never be another Madonna. She has conquered and done it all. No one will EVER have such an intrigal part in music, fashion and lifestyle again.

Review #251
    Submitted:  November 22, 2003
    By: Downhill Racing Champ
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Review what? Madonna is an ugly version of Valerie Harper...Nuff said.

Review #250
    Submitted:  November 19, 2003
    By: Scott
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Hey IVANA... your name by the way is an OLD joke(think of a new one) No one is talking about the Madonna/kiss anymore and the fact that YOU ARE, simply proves that it WAS shocking! Things that arent shocking dont provoke a responce 4 months after they happened! They are forgotten, but this for YOU obviously hasnt. I am not even into Madonna, but your actually MORE annoying than she might be! Why dont you concentrate on what really interests you if Madonna doesnt? I just had to take a mintue to tell you that. your embarrassing.

Review #249
    Submitted:  November 18, 2003
    By: ivana humpalot
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

I don't why everyone is making such a fuss over Madonna and Britney's kiss. It was obviously a publicity stunts by two desperate pathetic has beens, it's true madonna has had a 'few' good hits but everyone generally acknowledges that she's average and has used controversy to launch some of her sh**ty music, the vma stunt wasn't shocking or controversial though, just lame and pathetic. I wish madonna and britney would just accept the fact that they're no longer an asset in the music industry and stop with the lame desperate tactics...and madonna fans..most of you are retarded and lack any musical taste

Review #248
    Submitted:  November 17, 2003
    By: the white stripes rule :)
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

good one :)

Review #247
    Submitted:  November 15, 2003
    By: Tee Hee Hee....
    rating:  2 (out of 10)

What's this i hear about Madonna being no better than a mop? You're being way too polite. Even disinfectant wouldn't kill her smelly rubbish.

Review #246
    Submitted:  November 15, 2003
    By: Tee
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

YAWN... (not Madonna) but the people who post here. I have been watching this site for weeks and no one posts anymore but those random people who need a life who keep repeating the SAME negative things. You guys are as creative as a sponge. And YOU talk about Madonna being boring????

Review #245
    Submitted:  November 15, 2003
    By: Gregory
    rating:  1 (out of 10)

Madonna is garbage. She's no better than a mop that should be used to clean up a dirty kitchen floor.

Review #244
    Submitted:  November 8, 2003
    By: Ivy
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

why dont people in influential power wright a song bout the hole sh** thats hapnin nowadays with f***ed up american forign policy and sh**..everyone is a sellout nowadays ..and that sux

Review #243
    Submitted:  November 5, 2003
    By: Diego
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Este Muy Mal!!

Review #242
    Submitted:  November 5, 2003
    By: Patty Cakes, Baker's Man
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Oh, come on, you can think up a better name than that.....

Review #241
    Submitted:  November 5, 2003
    By: Patti Cakes
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

Madonna Still rocks!!.. Great VH1 Remix and Video.. Original very good too.

Review #240
    Submitted:  November 5, 2003
    By: Hayley
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Madonna reportedly will be one of the panelists on Pet Star.

Review #239
    Submitted:  November 4, 2003
    By: Danny
    rating:  4 (out of 10)

Unfortunately as of late, Madonna has turned into a 'Dud,' as her current effort with AL. The latest Billboard review of Nothing Fails supports this theory. Too Bad. I think it may be too late for her to turn it around.

Review #238
    Submitted:  November 3, 2003
    By: Goodtime Charlie
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Yes, Madonna is a 'MO'

Review #237
    Submitted:  November 3, 2003
    By: mad mike
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

Modonna doesn't have to care what critics have to say, and for all those sad american teenagers that have no taste anyway, this is as creative as you could expect for pop music. if you want sexy you have Kylie, if you want seasoned vet, we have Madonna. Nice song.

Review #236
    Submitted:  November 2, 2003
    By: Definitely
    rating:  3 (out of 10)

Madonna should be the Centerpiece for a show like Where Are They Now. She was over way back in 1987. Ok Madge fans, get your revenge.

Review #235
    Submitted:  November 2, 2003
    By: Your Mama
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

What the hell is Madonna still doing around anyway. She belongs in one of those 'where are they now' shows.

Review #234
    Submitted:  October 31, 2003
    By: Very humorous
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Someone...get a hose

Review #233
    Submitted:  October 30, 2003
    By: Madonna
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

Hey all you hateful people out there. You're just dissing my single because you all have a personal vendetta against me. Because I'm the most talented, successful, and in-control person on the planet - no, the galaxy - you have to take your personal jealousy and hatred out on me. Well according to my deep, deep mystical Kabbalah studies, I can tell you that this negative energy will come back to hurt you. (Unless you wear a red thread on your left wrist, like I do.) And don't forget, I'm in CONTROL of my life and sexuality. By the way, did I mention that I'm a very strong individual who knows what they want and gets it. And remember, I'm always in CONTROL.

Review #232
    Submitted:  October 30, 2003
    By: Jason
    rating:  4 (out of 10)

Hollywood didn't get any radio support. Looks like Nothing Fails is following the same path. Airplay has been Zip. This is definitely not madonna's year.

Review #231
    Submitted:  October 28, 2003
    By: the white stripes rule :)
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

hey 'Naughty629' ur totally with me on this. i totally agree. (clap-clap-clap) ur my kinda guy :)

Review #230
    Submitted:  October 28, 2003
    By: Naughty629
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

OMG... I can't believe this song (I call it a song), even entered the bloody charts! It's absolute sh**e! This isn't music, what this reads to me is a 45 year old sad old bag that's trying desperately to make her music cool, well in my opinion she's using Britney to do well in the charts! I used to like Madonnas stuff like Prayer and frozen, but this last album was absolute sh**! No madonna, try again or move back to Britain!

Review #229
    Submitted:  October 28, 2003
    By: the white stripes rule :)
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

madonna? that old bag. she getting too old for this.and the video for this song? sh*t. utter sh*t. it makes me wanna puke when she repeats over and over and over and over and over and over and over again 'push the button. dont push the button'. she thinks she's the most hottest piece of ass out there, but wake up madonna, that saggy ass ain't gonna get u anywhere. just give up and go play bingo or something.

Review #228
    Submitted:  October 25, 2003
    By: David
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

I love the HOLLYWOOD song..one of Madonna's best lately. I also seen the 'Me Against the Music' video with britany. Madonna looks amazing. But even tho everyone secretely agrees,(its obvious, she takes care of herself) there will still be those people with nothing else to say but, 'She looks old, she is man-ish' etc...and all those other UNCLEVER comments. Bottom line...Madonna looks BETTER than YOUR MAMA!

Review #227
    Submitted:  October 23, 2003
    By: Judy G.
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

This song is terrible. GIVE IT UP ALREADY M.

Review #226
    Submitted:  October 23, 2003
    By: Betty F. Clinic
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

I am also in the mystical Kabalah/Hindu/Catholic/Scientology/madonna cult. I think this is her best work ever. I think Madonna is the greatest person to have ever graced this planet. I think..i think....(BRAINWASHING FAILING) I th.. i t.. I , sh**, where am I? What am i typing? Madonna? Madonna sucks! Sorry about that i must have dozed off and stopped thinking in reality there.

Review #225
    Submitted:  October 22, 2003
    By: Trish
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

I read the news about 'Nothing Fails' on madonna.com. I also just saw the new video of Madonna and Britany. its great.

Review #224
    Submitted:  October 22, 2003
    By: Homer Simpson
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

I think Madonna is spawned from a Monkey

Review #223
    Submitted:  October 20, 2003
    By: cool
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Is Nothing Fails really coming out as a single? Finally! It's about time! She should have made this a single a long time ago. Where did you find out about this, Trish?

Review #222
    Submitted:  October 19, 2003
    By: Trish
    rating:  8 (out of 10)

Just so you know...Madonna's new single 'Nothing Fails' comes out at the end of the month.

Review #221
    Submitted:  October 13, 2003
    By: hellowelcome2meeeeeeee
    rating:  8 (out of 10)

I luv tha song , but if i was madonna's kid, i wud kill myself x_x

Review #220
    Submitted:  October 12, 2003
    By: JP
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

This website is quiet now. What happened? Did 'Someone' and 'Someone Else' and 'Someone with a brain', etc etc etc just go away? We could hope, since he just provokes questions that have already been talked about a 1000 times on this site and discussed. He wins the award for most duplicated posts.

Review #219
    Submitted:  October 9, 2003
    By: Someone Else
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Grow up, Trish.

Review #218
    Submitted:  October 9, 2003
    By: Trish
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

Madonna just doesnt stop! 20 years of success and 20 years of scrutiny and she is still the best at what she does. Just remember people...only the good are judged constantly. the others just fade away.

Review #217
    Submitted:  October 7, 2003
    By: Someone
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

Awesome song. It's really cool and catchy. I just don't see how people think Madonna is inspirational and how they can look up to her as a role model.Yeah, she writes awesome music but think about it. How is a woman, who created a 'Sex' book and stirs up so much controversy, be a role model? Even if she has come a long way, still it's kind of weird. Good song, anyway.

Review #216
    Submitted:  October 5, 2003
    By: Robert, NYC
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

I checked it out. Thanks for the info.

Review #215
    Submitted:  October 5, 2003
    By: Evidence for Robert, NYC
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Check out the Smoking Gun website. It should still have the pictures up - and not just one, but SIX.

Review #214
    Submitted:  October 5, 2003
    By: Someone WITH a brain
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Clarissa, you're that little girl from Nickelodeon or something, right?

Review #213
    Submitted:  October 5, 2003
    By: This I know
    rating:  1 (out of 10)

Women with Great BIG voices are only sexy as hell: Beyonce, Mariah, Cyndi... etc. They usually make the Greatest lovers.

Review #212
    Submitted:  October 4, 2003
    By: Enjoying this!
    rating:  3 (out of 10)

Robert is taking the bait like a fish to a worm. It's a blast reading all his over the top posts. Robert, please post more. I can't wait to read what's next!!!

Review #211
    Submitted:  October 4, 2003
    By: How sad for Robert
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Robert, are you a misfit? The reason I'm asking, is that you seem to be the only one coming back repeatedly to defend Madonna. And are you also practicing on this board to become a professional writer? I must say Good Luck- you'll be needing it.

Review #210
    Submitted:  October 4, 2003
    By: Gary
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

I will say this again...Madonna is very average, just plain mediocre. Try to remember her embarrassing display of her very out of tune singing at the Oscars and on TRL recently. And if you believe otherwise, you have probably all been lobotomized.

Review #209
    Submitted:  October 4, 2003
    By: Scot
    rating:  1 (out of 10)

Madonna Can't sing. To call her a real singer is completely ludicrous.

Review #208
    Submitted:  October 4, 2003
    By: AMERICAN STUDENT
    rating:  7 (out of 10)

Hello Gary, Madonna has done nothing special? She is average? Have you been living under a rock? Please go back and study her 20 year career and see what doors she has opened, what buttons she has pushed and what social issues she has brought to our attention. There is nothing socially taboo that Madonna has not touched on. They even teach a class on her at my university on her impact on American society and the world at large. Yes, a whole class! Please before you speak, read up a bit.

Review #207
    Submitted:  October 4, 2003
    By: Robert, NYC
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

There is all this talk that Madonna 'rips people off' yet the person who claims this gave no valid *LINKS or proof as to what he/she was even talking about. I even checked the Samuel Bourdin site and I couldnt even find a mention of Madonna. ??? The point that I think Maria was trying to make was that there is not much of anything original happining in music right now and most things seem borrowed or copied. Everyone is riding on everyone else's success. If you dont notice this, your blind. But I DO agree that 'plagiarism' is bad. We are a creative society that has the freedom to do OUR own thing. ButI would like some proof or atleast examples of what Madonna is PLAGIARISING so I can can come up with my own conclusions. I cant just be fed a line and be expected to believe in it. That's another American trait...we BELIEVE everything we read as proof. We are often 'suckers' when it comes to believing in what we hear or read.

Review #206
    Submitted:  October 3, 2003
    By: Gary
    rating:  6 (out of 10)

I've always thought of Madonna as an average singer. She's just not anything special, imo.

Review #205
    Submitted:  October 3, 2003
    By: Clarissa
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

Will everyone stop making fun of Madonna. Why even post things about her over and over. Don't you have anything better do to? Guess not. The people that like Madonna, I have no issues with. Just these stupid Freshman kids making fun of a legend. Oh, and quit talking about other singers here like Cyndi Lauper and stuff. This is for MADONNA only. Go compare with some one who really cares. So quit wasting your time and go do something else for a change. This should be for only people who actually have an opinion on 'Holly Wood'. I bet their will be messages still posted here about this song in the next 10 years. Give it up! No one cares what you have to say. You just jealous that Madonna is way better than most artists out there in history. So GET OVER IT!!!

Review #204
    Submitted:  October 3, 2003
    By: Someone WITH a brain
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Oh, so plagiarism is okay because it's the 'American' way and everybody does it? Wow, what deep, profound logic that is. If I were your schoolteacher, I'd be whipping your sorry ass for downloading all your termpapers off the internet.

Review #203
    Submitted:  October 3, 2003
    By: More Botox, Please
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

All that 'frowning' that Madonna has done over the years, has finally caught up with her. Doesn't anyone remember their Mothers telling them that if you look mad all the time, your face will freeze that way. Apparently Madonna seems to have inherited that little trait.

Review #202
    Submitted:  October 3, 2003
    By: AGREE
    rating:  7 (out of 10)

She is right. Who doesnt borrow? Rap music is basically sampled songs from everyone, and people just eat it up. And Beyonce in 'Crazy in Love' looks like JLo throughtout the entire video. I could go on, but just look around, you will see what I mean. Its not so much 'ripping off' as it is paying homage. They all do it, no matter who.

Review #201
    Submitted:  October 2, 2003
    By: Maria Cinque
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

Madonna ripping people off? Who cares. Please, we all do. Its the American way! The world's way! You mean to tell me you have never seen a style of clothes someone was wearing and than tried to dress like them? Everyone has! You have never heard a song or type of music and than adopted it as your new favorite 'music style'? Everyone has! Face the facts...everyone is INSPIRED by everything going on around them. There has been nothing 'original' in the world since like 1865. Get over it. (yawn)

Review #200
    Submitted:  October 1, 2003
    By: Fox Mulder, FBI
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Google 'Samuel Bourdin' or 'Guy Bourdin' and you, too, can find out just who your Unoriginal Girl is ripping off this time! THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

Review #199
    Submitted:  October 1, 2003
    By: Heidi
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Madonna is finally getting sued by several people for ripping off video ideas, and photographs. She isn't a tenth as creative as she wants us to think she is. She is also asking fans (aka peons) to buy several copies of her American Life to push it up the charts!

Review #198
    Submitted:  September 29, 2003
    By: Recognizer of REAL talent
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

(What, no negative integers?) Cyndi & Cher, YOU RULE! Hahahahahaha

Review #197
    Submitted:  September 29, 2003
    By: The Botox isn't working
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Madonga, you're going to have to come up with something better than Botox to fill your deep, loose wrinkles. Oh, I'm sorry; I didn't clarify it for you - I'm talking about your FACE.

Review #196
    Submitted:  September 29, 2003
    By: Concerned
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Some of the early reviews here are saying this is a great song to listen to while driving. Um, please identify yourselves so we can stay off the sidewalk. Thanx

Review #195
    Submitted:  September 29, 2003
    By: Not Fooled
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

SP: 'intellectualize'. sorry.

Review #194
    Submitted:  September 29, 2003
    By: Not Fooled
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Hee, hee. All the Madonna worshippers are getting their thongs (if they even wear anything) up in a bunch because some people here have the guts and intelligence to tell it like it is! I think the funniest posts are the real serious ones that try to 'intellectalize' Madonna's crass commercialism. Keep it up, clowns!!!

Review #193
    Submitted:  September 29, 2003
    By: Please!
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Robert...what are you writing, a novel?

Review #192
    Submitted:  September 29, 2003
    By: Robert NYC
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

Chris...I dont know why I am even bothering to respond, but I guess right now I have NOTHING better to do. What's with all this misspelling stuff you are referring too? I never said no one knew how to spell here, I said they didnt know how to write coherantly. And let me reprint what I said yesterday so you understand me, 'I like Cyndi, but give me a break! Dont post here..it seems desperate!'~~~~and I said that YESTERDAY, not last week. I do like Cyndi, but I would never go talk about her, on say, Eminem's message board. Thats all I am saying. It doesnt make sense here. And you need to stop being so critical of people. If Madonna was slightly overweight than you would be calling her fat, but since she isnt you have to resort to calling her manish. Its a weird aspect of our society. I would love to see you when your 45.

Review #191
    Submitted:  September 28, 2003
    By: Elvis impersonator (Also a Minister)
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

When will Madonna and Britney be walking down the aisle...anyone know? I have an opening in Vegas next Sunday afternnon. Do you think that just maybe......

Review #190
    Submitted:  September 28, 2003
    By: Chris
    rating:  1 (out of 10)

Sorry Mr. School Marm (Robert), I meant 'pronounced.' Forgive me?

Review #189
    Submitted:  September 28, 2003
    By: Chris
    rating:  1 (out of 10)

What do you think all? Who has more male hormones- Madonna or Arnold? Or as the possible future Governor of CA. pronuounces it,'Arhnuld.' And at least Ms. Lauper looks like a REAL WOMAN, plus she has only 100 times more class than Madge. Also for your info. Robert, Cyndi was outselling Madonna's little woman, Britney Spears, on Amazon. They both have records due on Nov. 18th,and Cyn's ahead of her in pre-orders. Robert old man, weren't you a fan of Cyndi's just last week. Aren't you contradicting yourself??? Oh, the song 'Hollywood,' could of been penned by my 2 year old niece. How deep- LOL.

Review #188
    Submitted:  September 28, 2003
    By: Robert, NYC
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

They have to talk about Cyndi here on Madonna's page...otherwise no one will know Cyndi has a NEW song! They are using this much visited site(almost 200 postings) as a promotional vehicle for Cyndi Lauper! Doesnt her COKE commercial give her enough promotion? This is Madonna's review board, but I cant find one for Cyndi here so I guess they have to share Madonna's space. I like Cyndi, but give me a break! Dont post here..it seems desperate!

Review #187
    Submitted:  September 28, 2003
    By: ummm
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

erm , excuse me ash , but why the hell shud we stop talking about madonna ? this IS her songs review board.

Review #186
    Submitted:  September 27, 2003
    By: ash
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

excuse me enough said about madonna can we talk more about cyndis new song midnight radio which is out in 3 or 4 weeks now its the best song ive ever heard 10 out of 10 i heard it on the net i cant wait to see the video

Review #185
    Submitted:  September 27, 2003
    By: AJ
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

Gosh Christopher, Cyndi sounds great! I am going to have to check her out on HER website, where you should be posting.

Review #184
    Submitted:  September 26, 2003
    By: Fan of pop
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Cyndi Lauper is still the most exciting performer in the music business, after 20 years. She still has it. I liked Madonna's music in the 80's.

Review #183
    Submitted:  September 26, 2003
    By: Christopher(from Ann Arbor)
    rating:  4 (out of 10)

my thoughts on this whole madonna thing. she's average. an average singer, dancer, very average actress. my thoughts on La Lauper..fabulous in eveything she does... this woman has an amazing musical instrument, and demonstrates enormous talent. madonna only cares about fame, and will stoop as low as they go just to get her name in the news. Cyndi doesn't give a sh*t about notoriety. she just wants to make great music with a message. She refuses to give into media pressure. she does exactly what she wants.

Review #182
    Submitted:  September 26, 2003
    By: Missy
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

(Mo)donna's just an old fart. She's gotta give it up

Review #181
    Submitted:  September 25, 2003
    By: UhOh
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Mandy, I am silenced. You are absolutely right.

Review #180
    Submitted:  September 25, 2003
    By: Mandy
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

This response is for everyone(but specifically for UhOh): You asked an interesting question. What does Madonna's role in female empowerment mean now that she is 45 and what does it mean for other women who modeled themselves or were remotely influenced by her when they were in their 20's in the 1980's and 90's when Madonna's power meant the most. Basically it means this: Madonna made it feel okay to be in control of who you are, sexually and professionally. She put out images and shared her views in a way NO WOMAN had ever before. This came at a time when women in their 20's NEED it most. Whether your male or female, your 20's are a time for cultivating and bringing to life the person you will be forever. You learn your values and gain your strengths and courages and release those adolescent fears we all have. Madonna was apart in the molding process for many women during that formidable time in youth. She laid the groundwork for many girls who are now women(I for one..I am 38). Madonna touched something in many women and men while they were in that process of moving from young adult to mature adult and taught us how to be strong and control our own lives as opposed to others doing it for us. Her lack of fear is an inspiration that can be carried on throughout life. These basic traits that Madonna laid on the world are influences that can be carried on. SO TO SUM IT UP: Madonna's impact for many women in their middle age is what they learned from her and carried on throughout their life. And she is still an inspiration in the fact that she still has an undeniable appeal and now makes middle aged women feel okay with still being provacative. This has nothing to do with her music...its Madonna's personality which is so influential and is still to this day. She has laid the groundwork for many women in many subtle ways. And the basic message she has always given is: Its OKAY to do what you want. You RULE your own existance, no one else.

Review #179
    Submitted:  September 24, 2003
    By: UhOh
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Mandy, you explained yourself well and I see your point. But let me ask you this, and try to think outside of being a Madonna fan...what does Madonna's huge role in the empowerment of women mean when you're 45? She made women proud to be sexual, helped them eliminate shame from years of male-dominated ideals of womanhood. But what does this mean if you're not Madonna? What is the empowerment she gives to her fans now approaching middle-age? The female fans without her money or fame?

Review #178
    Submitted:  September 24, 2003
    By: Maria Cinque
    rating:  7 (out of 10)

I agree with Mandy. I think its great that as you get older you get more content knowing what you achieved. You should be able to sit back and relax and be happy doing what you want. And Madonna can. She doesnt need money or fame. She does WHATEVER she wants now in life and in her music. And isnt that what we are all trying to gain? We try so hard in our youth to succeed. I am actually quite jealous of Madonna for not having to care anymore what people think. She has done so much already. It must be nice to not worry and just do what your heart tells you, not what the record producers tell you will sell better. I give props to people with 'balls' enough to do their own thing. No one else in music is. Madonna doesnt give a F*** how many records she sells and thats whats cool. We are the only ones obsessed with it. She isnt. Just listen to her talk about her career. She is just doing what she wants.

Review #177
    Submitted:  September 24, 2003
    By: Mandy
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

No I am not outraged. Why would I be? Madonna has paved the way and made so many images and personnas acceptable for women. She is still pushing th envelope but in a different way. She has already achieved the goal of sexual liberation for women in music. LOok how Britany and Cristina perform on stage. And Beyonce and the others. All their actions can be traced back to Madonna(whether intentional or not). Madonna has made her mark and opened doors and for an artist to claim such an achievement in society is rare. She may be middle aged but she is not obbsessed with sexual boundaries anymore, she has crossed them already. Although she did do a good job with the Britany kiss. It was on the cover of everything across the world. Madonna is content in her life and she knows that what she has done will never be pushed any further~ only mimicked and duplicated. She has been a huge influence on women in our generation and music. Just listen to Missy Elliot, Britany and the others talk. THEY ALL MENTION Madonna as a role model. Madonna may not be pushing the buttons she once did, but why should she?...just retrace her career thoroughly and you will see she has conquered it all. No one will do that again. She is a legend.

Review #176
    Submitted:  September 23, 2003
    By: UhOh
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

I think we're seeing an interesting fact-of-life. When you have cultivated an image like Madonna's (sexual freedom and liberation from old standards of morality), it is difficult to move into middle age. As she has gotten older, her influence has lessened with each record release. What does she tell us now that her youth is gone...that she doesn't want to play the game anymore. Female fans, aren't you outraged?

Review #175
    Submitted:  September 23, 2003
    By: Mandy
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

I just finished watching a special on VHI that counted down the SEXIEST artists in music. Madonna was NUMBER 1. No matter what everyone says here, there will never be another Madonna.

Review #174
    Submitted:  September 21, 2003
    By: James
    rating:  6 (out of 10)

I'd give my eye teeth to have a makeout session with Cyndi Lauper, but Madonna? No way. She's way way too mannish for me. Anyway, Hollywood rates about a 5.5. Since everyone's giving Madge such a bad time here, I'll be nice and give the old one a 6.

Review #173
    Submitted:  September 21, 2003
    By: GIGI
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

'Hi, my name is Madonna. I'm 45, but look like 65, and I like to suck on young 22 year old, impressionable, MUCH YOUNGER women.'

Review #172
    Submitted:  September 21, 2003
    By: Comedy Central
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Those little cuties from South Park have it so right--Madonna not only is a fart, she smells like it too.

Review #171
    Submitted:  September 20, 2003
    By: Stevie Rocks
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Stevie Nicks(my favorite),told the associated press that the Madonna-Britney kiss was the most disgusting, obnoxious publicity stunt she's ever witnessed. She despises that old rag Madonna. Way to go Stevie - who CAN SING!

Review #170
    Submitted:  September 20, 2003
    By: Deanna
    rating:  6 (out of 10)

I feel sorry for Madonna. I don't feel sorry for any other female artists. I think she's sad in a way. At least she tries to sing and act. Gotta give her some credit for trying.

Review #169
    Submitted:  September 20, 2003
    By: Someone else
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Defensiveness doesn't necessarily always mean that you like someone. Many times it's a reaction or attack when that person doesn't want to admit that what is being said may in fact be true.

Review #168
    Submitted:  September 20, 2003
    By: THat
    rating:  2 (out of 10)

OMG....isn't Madonna the Poster Child for Venerial disease and Herpes?

Review #167
    Submitted:  September 20, 2003
    By: Lucy
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Did anyone read in the National Enquirer that Madonna had really wanted to kiss Cyndi Lauper at the MTV video awards last month? Poor Cyndi. Thank God Cyndi wasn't able to attend, because of a concert she had that night, otherwise she would of been Madonna's next victim.

Review #166
    Submitted:  September 18, 2003
    By: Someone
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

You have a good point Robert. It is human nature. I don't like Madonna. I just like her music. I think she is a bad idol and a bad influence. I just think some of her music is good. But you are very correct, we are defensive on the things we like. Good point.

Review #165
    Submitted:  September 18, 2003
    By: Robert in NYC
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

Hey 'don't be fooled'!...nice job there cracking the case, NANCY DREW! First of all, I never corrected anyone on grammar in my letter. Please go back and reread the Conrad thing. And mine were simply typing mistakes, not poorly worded and pieced together phrases that often show up here on this site. Second of all I did post under a different name. Everyone else here seems too, so I thought I would try it as well. (But atleast I put a name on mine) And thirdly the reason for getting defensive is quite simple really... if NO madonna fan posted a rebuttal to all the backlash we would appear as tho we didnt CARE or worse yet, AGREED. Please, everyone on this earth is defensive about something they admire and like. It's human nature. It would be odd and unnatural to not point out the positives to one's negatives. You've never defended a friend, a song, a book, a movie to someone who didnt like it? To NOT do so is not human nature. Quit acting like its weird.

Review #164
    Submitted:  September 18, 2003
    By: ChicagoFan
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

As I read over these posts, I'm amazed at how little is being said about the music Madonna is making. We look at her face...how old is she? Is she fat? Is she wrinkled? It's sad that most of popular music today is pre-packaged 'images' sold to horny teenagers and youth-obsessed tabloid readers. And while it's always been somewhat like that, the 'images' themselves used to have a little more integrity. Britney has done nothing innovative. She just looks great. She will not be Britney in 10 years. Neither will Beyonce. We'll be calling her an 'old w****' when she walks onstage with the next 'hottie' wating in the wings.

Review #163
    Submitted:  September 17, 2003
    By: Antonio Banderas
    rating:  4 (out of 10)

You know who's a beady eyed GOON? Madonna

Review #162
    Submitted:  September 17, 2003
    By: I wouldn't waste my time
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

To sum it up in 2 seconds. Rubbish

Review #161
    Submitted:  September 17, 2003
    By: Beyonce Knowles is HOT!!!!!
    rating:  2 (out of 10)

Beyonce is sooooooooo f**king gorgeous. On the other hand, madonna's such a thing--ugly and hairy. If it wasn't for hair remover she would probably be sporting a nice goatee and mustache. And her muscles-ewwww. She MUST be half man. No one could convince me of anything less

Review #160
    Submitted:  September 17, 2003
    By: Mac
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Isn't Madonna talented. She makes out with girls more than half her age. She can't act her way out of a paper bag, nor can she sing to save her life. She also appears to be unclean. I wonder if still has long hair growing in her pits. If it wasn't for her little clueless diehards supporting her, she'd be living on welfare.

Review #159
    Submitted:  September 17, 2003
    By: Someone
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Conrad Jones, do you want to talk about grammar mistakes. You made a few yourself. First of all, you didn't capitalize the 'c' in Cyndi. Second of all, you forgot to put an apostrohe between the 'n' and 't' in 'don't.' Third, you spelled 'against' wrong. It has one 'g.' I like a little bit of her music and I have no problem with people who hate her. But if you're going to correct people about their grammar, take a look at yours first. Cheers!

Review #158
    Submitted:  September 17, 2003
    By: Why all the bitterness?
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

I'm witnessing a lot of bitter Madonna fans here. There is so much defensivess on this board, it's just incredible. Why do you bother to answer back, if you are all so confident in Madonna's talent? Why fight it. Most fans would ignore all of this nonsense. But you answer back. And it's obvious it's having an affect on all of you. Maybe it's because everything she has done in the past year, the movie, the album, the singles, and the ridiculous kiss, have been received poorly by the press and the general population that once embraced her. Maybe this is your way of reassuring yourselves that Madonna is still relevant.

Review #157
    Submitted:  September 17, 2003
    By: Don't be fooled
    rating:  1 (out of 10)

Conrad Jones is the one and only Robert, from New York. Please don't be fooled. He's always writing about the childish comments on here, when he himself should be sent back to 'Grammar School,' for proper spelling lessons. Robert, A.S.A. Conrad, please get a grip. Your defensiveness is showing through very nicely.

Review #156
    Submitted:  September 17, 2003
    By: Gillian, UK
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

One minute she's penning a mediocre children's book and the next minute madonna's sucking on Britney Spear's face like a hungry anteater. What's next, the Lesbian Roses.

Review #155
    Submitted:  September 17, 2003
    By: conrad jones
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

Dont get me wrong, I have nothing aggainst people having opinions, but for the sake of humanity can you get your opinion across in somewhat of an intelligent manner? So you like cyndi, thats cool. So the zoo keeper thinks madonna's ass is as flat as a flapjack? Why do you guys waste your time writing such stupid sh*t? Oh, because your in high school and have nothing to do until bedtime, right? This website is full of children. And dont say your not children...I dont know ANYONE out of high school who talks and writes like you do. And if you are out of high school, I feel so sorry for you. You guys are not funny and far from smart.

Review #154
    Submitted:  September 17, 2003
    By: Zoo Keeper
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

When is the rest of Mandonna going to get crushed by a hoard of Elephants??? Her keister already looks like a flatjack.

Review #153
    Submitted:  September 17, 2003
    By: Kenny in Delware
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

I am a huge fan of Cyndi Lauper. She is still idolized throughout the world. She has never been forgotten. I respect her more than any musician. She's very beautiful. She looks like a fragile china doll. I met her in person at her show in Delaware last month. She's also very sexy and has some knock out pipes that can be heard from New York to California. I give Cyndi a 15, and Madonna a -15. Madonna is no better than the garbage people dispose of everyday.

Review #152
    Submitted:  September 16, 2003
    By: mark
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

madonna has talent coming out of every orifus according to some people but you only have to scroll down this page to know who the real queen is clarrisa

Review #151
    Submitted:  September 15, 2003
    By: Ichigo No Yume
    rating:  3 (out of 10)

I've never been a harcore Madonna fan. Not that I have ever had a problem with her, but her music just never did it for me. In recent years, Madonna has gone from Material Girl to semi-sophisticated woman.. but her music really never changed. I really liked her last 2 albums though. they seemed much more inspired than some early stuff (remember 'True Blue'?) but her new work... falls flat. 'Hollywood' sounds like it was recorded long into the night, with Madonna not showing her true vocal style. To me (and yes, this is my opinion, I am not saying this as fact) it sounded like Madonna couldn't quite hit the notes she wanted. While Lyrically this song is great, vocally it doesn't sound quite right. Maybe Madonna had a scratchy throat or something. I don't really know. But this is not her best. Not her worst, but definately not her best.

Review #150
    Submitted:  September 13, 2003
    By: Clarissa
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

Madonna has so much talent. She can dance, sing, act, do yoga, and so much more. She was also a cheerleader in high school. She did ballet. She was in many movies, and sold many albums. She has plenty of talent. And why are people talking about Cyndi Lauper? Old news. Very old news. Why compare her to Madonna. At least Madonna is not bald and at least her voice doesn't sound like a high speed cassette. Madonna has more fashion sense. By the way, soon people will say, Cyndi Lauper, Cyndi who??? And I'm not a 15 year old like many of you people. I just need to teach you people some info on one the best singers alive, MADONNA. She's no man. She's not fat. I disagree with everyone here except for the Madonna lovers. Madonna rules. Now, what can say about that. Email me if you wanna bring it. I'll prove that Madonna is better than all that rap crap out there. 'Right Thur'? Eow, so annoying. And who cares if Madonna's music has changed. Everyone's music has. NSYNC back in 2001 when to dance instead of pop. Christina is more of everything but a little bit of pop. Britney is changing her music. Whats the big deal? And you haters are saying that Madonna is in need of attention? I say P Diddy is. He keeps trying to make himself everywhere, in videos, songs. Where's his album. He looks like a coco puff. Madonna is the BEST!!!

Review #149
    Submitted:  September 13, 2003
    By: Clarissa
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

I think that everyone that is talking bad about Madonna are stupid. Plain stupid. I bet you don't know anything about her. Her songs are great and she still looks good. She's not fat! Take a look at yourselves for once. Madonna is the woman cuz shes been making music and headlines for 20 years and she'll keep going. And Madonna kissing Britney and Christina was rehearsed, and it was to make people get shocked like she has done for forever. You gotta admitt you were shocked. But I bet more than half of you didn't see her kiss Christina after Brit. Madonna may be making headlines now, but that is because she has a record out now, a Gap commercial and the VMAS performance. God! And don't say that other stars are not getting attention. They are. Just let the tabloids and press get over the kiss. Why even write about Madonna's song review if your just going to make fun. I liked Madonna since I was born, seriously. Most stars don't want to be in the news. They try to hide secrets, but eventually they get out. Madonna is wonderful like some people have said, but you people that are dissing her have probably nothing better to do. Should I make fun of your favorite stars like 50 cent or other creeps that can't sing? Madonna can sing and don't compare her, cuz she's better than everyone else. Britney and X-tina will take over. You are immature. The VMAs performance was great. There was great dancing (something i love) and it was just shocking and surprising to see X-tina with Brit for the 3rd time in public since the MMC. Madonna is a legend and none of you haters will never be. Hollywood is a cool song and easy to sing. The video is cool cuz Madonna does the splits and shows of her flexiblity.

Review #148
    Submitted:  September 12, 2003
    By: Susan
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

I think Cyndi Lauper has one of the most amazing voices (especially if you catch one of her live shows), on the entire planet. Just my opinion. Comparing Cyn to Mad, is like Cyndi said,'comparing apples to oranges.'

Review #147
    Submitted:  September 10, 2003
    By: John
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

Write what you will~ no one will ever surpass Madonna, either commercially or artistically in our lifetimes. She is a groundbreaking legend, forever intriguing,and forever interesting. Talent lies in different realms...Madonna has tapped into ALL of them.

Review #146
    Submitted:  September 7, 2003
    By: Maradona
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

She's proven to be the most f***able artist on Earth since she's had sex with thousands of men and boys.

Review #145
    Submitted:  September 6, 2003
    By: Frankie
    rating:  8 (out of 10)

C'mon peepz, we aint here to discuss how old Madge is , or how wrinkly she is , or that she kissed brit and comparing here to cyndi lauper. We're here 2 discuss her song, the music, people. I reckon this song is awesome , its goddamn catchy. Cool vid aswell.

Review #144
    Submitted:  September 5, 2003
    By: me again
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

sorry about that yeh i did throw in a name ..i dnt mean to offend anyone at all i just thought madonna fans would be interested in my input if thats ok with you ... this is my opinion madonna = ATTENTION SEEKING s*** cyndi lauper = A LYRICAL INSTRUMENT

Review #143
    Submitted:  September 4, 2003
    By: R
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

# 142 was directed to #141

Review #142
    Submitted:  September 4, 2003
    By: Robert NYC
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

Cyndi Lauper? I think you on the wrong site...all of a sudden TOSSING her name into your responce is like me all of a sudden mentioning that my mom likes beans. ??? It doesnt make sense, and neither did you. I wasnt even talking about Cyndi. And since we are on it, you cant compare Cyndi and Madonna. Madonna isnt out to blow you away with her voice. She never has been and has even stated WHY she got into the business is because of her desire to make people think and react to music. But I do think Madonna has a great voice( for the type of music she sings) You cant compare her to Cyndi...thats like COMPARING Cyndi to Whitney. Its just 2 different leagues. But Cyndi didnt start out so vocally gifted and if she did, she desperately hid it on the 'She's So Unusual' album. I own it and her voice is totally not broad on that album...actually WORSE than Madonna's. But please dont respond all angrily, I like Cyndi.

Review #141
    Submitted:  September 4, 2003
    By: william
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

yes ur right of course she has and just listen to her wonderful vocal display on american life with her beautiful 5 octive range she has such rythm in her voice superb i say cyndi lauper could sing better out of her ass

Review #140
    Submitted:  September 4, 2003
    By: Robert, NYC
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

Oh Nancy, your so sweet for feeling sorry for Madonna. BUT DONT. She is worth a half a billion dollars, has more TOP 40 hits than ANYONE in history, is the biggest selling female artist EVER, has been nominated for 65 VMA awards(more than anyone ever) and has appeared on more magazine covers in history than anyone else. Plus she is 45 years old and 20 years into her career and still making people talk and notice! Dont feel sorry for her. ...feel sorry for the artists you like today who wont even be around in the next years.

Review #139
    Submitted:  September 4, 2003
    By: Cher fanatic
    rating:  2 (out of 10)

Cher Rules.......................

Review #138
    Submitted:  September 3, 2003
    By: Alvin Wong
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

I very much agree with Chicago Fan, I mean, is there really anything innovative Britney or Christina have to offer us? They are simply the re-production of what Madonna had been. Now that Madonna 45, a relatively old female singer compare with J Lo and all those sexy ass singers, but she still tops the chart, sold 1 million for American Life (recently certified at Billboard). And that says something about her. Let's face it, no any singer female star who started as a sexy bi*** still gets as much attention and influence as Madonna is enjoying now. I guess Madonna doesn't really care how much attention she gets, she is simply doing what she likes and that's probably why her new record is so out of touch of the normative Pop crowd who is so obssessing with Christina's hald naked breast and Britney's strip tease performance. HA! That's probably why J Lo, Britney and Christina still haven't won a big grammy award. Christina still get some voice, but those sex icon now? What can they get, Best Skin Exposing Performance for Grammy? Haha....Madonna rules for this one!

Review #137
    Submitted:  September 3, 2003
    By: Chicago Fan
    rating:  6 (out of 10)

As I read over these posts, I'm amazed at how little is being said about the music Madonna is making. We look at her face...how old is she? Is she fat? Is she wrinkled? It's sad that most of popular music today is pre-packaged 'images' sold to horny teenagers and youth-obsessed tabloid readers. And while it's always been somewhat like that, the 'images' themselves used to have a little more integrity. Britney has done nothing innovative. She just looks great. She will not be Britney in 10 years. We'll be calling her an 'old w****' when she walks onstage with the next 'hottie' wating in the wings.

Review #136
    Submitted:  September 3, 2003
    By: Nancy
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

I feel sorry for her. She seems desperate, and it's sad. Madonna should just walk away, before she loses all her pride.

Review #135
    Submitted:  September 3, 2003
    By: S.M.
    rating:  1 (out of 10)

Madonna's used up. Equivalent to an old stinky gym shoe.

Review #134
    Submitted:  September 3, 2003
    By: horatio
    rating:  3 (out of 10)

That little worm face madonna can stick it up her manly crotch.

Review #133
    Submitted:  September 2, 2003
    By: Site Manager
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

This site is being overrun with little kids with REALLY horrible senses of humor. Dont worry: as you get older your senses of humor will get better and you will get smarter.

Review #132
    Submitted:  September 1, 2003
    By: julie
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

ur right its very very old that technique if she has anymore facelifts shell have her fanny and arshole wrapped around her neck

Review #131
    Submitted:  September 1, 2003
    By: What happened Britney?
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

How could Britney been so dumb?????? Brit is so DAMN GORGEOUS. Now people will think she likes to make it with that hairy BEAST Madonna.

Review #130
    Submitted:  September 1, 2003
    By: Hey
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Poor Britney must of needed a Rabies shot, after old grandma/grandpa Madonna attacked her? Madonna looked like she was getting very excited during that pucker. Good thing they only showed her from the neck up. It would of been an embarrassment to see she wasn't all female. Guess those rumors about madge being half male are true.

Review #129
    Submitted:  September 1, 2003
    By: Stone Man
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Ol'lesbo madonna strikes again. One sick puppy dog. At least Britney and Christina are good-looking babes. If i were Brit, i would of pushed that old wrinkled up hasbeen away. Must of been staged, otherwise she would of.

Review #128
    Submitted:  September 1, 2003
    By: EDDIE from LA
    rating:  7 (out of 10)

HA! My point is made! You cant stop talking about her...if you hate her than fine, than go spend some time listening and posting on the sites of people you enjoy. The simple fact that you are here constantly says someting about you. AND: Why do you all act as if Madonna just began this 'attention grabbing' technique? That is part of her persona, she invented that technique. She has been doing it for 20 years, long before most of us were even old enough to listen to records. For her to stop doing it now would make her NOT Madonna. We expect that from her...if there is anything she gives us it is INTERESTING, brow raising performances. This is nothing new. So dont act like it is.

Review #127
    Submitted:  September 1, 2003
    By: oi catch on
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

madonna fans are wondering why we are here talking abt madonna she is interesting i admit that ur right but dont you get it ha ha ha its because we find it amusing you havnt caught on shes so desperate 4 headlines shes willing to make a complete ass of herself she thinks its going to get her record sales up if she kisses britany wrong makes her look even more desperate why dnt she use that beaut voice of hers to get the headlines next shell be f***ing michael jackson or sumthin funny like that look you all need to stop buying her records have you actually listen to any of the lyrics i mean i lost my reputation bad and good i like the smell of it in hollywood push the button dnt push the button channge the channel i mean wats that all about dosnt she have like anything better to sing about than f***in hollywood

Review #126
    Submitted:  September 1, 2003
    By: Susan
    rating:  3 (out of 10)

Favorite female performers...Annie Lennox, Cher, Cyndi, Barbra, Stevie. The list goes on

Review #125
    Submitted:  September 1, 2003
    By: Eddie from LA
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

If madonna is 'over' and cant sell a record than why is she SOOOOOO interesting for all you to talk about? When other bands and singers disappear do you talk about them THIS much? NO madonna is still interesting, and that is why your here, face it. I dare all of you who hate her to just leave this site. But you cant, because she still makes you somehow interested. maybe some of the other washed-up has-beens should try what madonna is doing, its obviously working for her. You guys just cant let go. She is still making you interested enough to write about her constantly! Keep this in mind: 'it is better to be talked about than NOT talked about at all' madonna: WON!

Review #124
    Submitted:  September 1, 2003
    By: GEORGE
    rating:  8 (out of 10)

Sorry Daniel... but it was POST 117 that didnt have the nerve to mention their name when they posted the phoney UK web address. I was mistaken. But I would like to say to you that there is no proper way to act when your 45...you act as you wish. When you are 45 are you somehow magically going to change how you feel and want to behave? Madonna can do as she pleases...that is the human right... if you dont agree with that than maybe YOU ARE living in the wrong country.

Review #123
    Submitted:  September 1, 2003
    By: George
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Sorry DANIEL~ I tried to check out the Telegraph UK site but my computer wouldnt connect. No matter what search engine I tried(and I live in the UK) So I will have to assume without proof that what you stated is false. Thanks for the MISTRUTH though. But just so you know, Madonna is still in the Top 10 over here!

Review #122
    Submitted:  September 1, 2003
    By: Kent
    rating:  4 (out of 10)

Madonna got her 2 minutes to shock the world again. And it will forgotten as quick as it happened. It already has happened. Her album sales on amazon are near 1000. Lower than they have been in weeks. She basically drove the last nail into her coffin with this very queer and insidious display of bad judgement.

Review #121
    Submitted:  August 31, 2003
    By: Daniel
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Madonna's a perverted old fart. She needs to start acting 45..her actual age. She's so pathetic and gross!

Review #120
    Submitted:  August 31, 2003
    By: TARA
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

A note to the blind, disconnected JENNIFER: your comment(post) is ridiculous... 'Madonna has to do something outrageous to get attention'~ HELLO! She has made that her career vehicle, she invented the art of controversey as a promotion tool. And one, which I may add that EVERYONE else follows. All artists try to do something attention grabbing and racy, otherwise they would fall by the wayside. And her ploy worked...she has 120 postings. She still knows how to make you turn your head and think...if she didnt you and EVERYONE else wouldnt have bothered to post. Controversy sells and every other artist realizes this. Why dont you? Madonna is brilliant.

Review #119
    Submitted:  August 31, 2003
    By: Alvin Wong
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

Dear all the angry mysognists, I guess you all are just too bline to embrace what Madonna has to offer to the American culture. She is still pushing the envelope, but you are too shallow to see it. When she sang 'Hollywood' and kissed Britney, it implies the push for gay marriage, as CNN staff writer argued. CNN actually did a street survey on what people think about the kiss. Madonna will stick around for a long time even though I have to be honest that I don't like her new record too much. But I see her making points in Hollywood. Madonna make homoeroticim visible to the general audience, thus, challenging the status quo in our close-minded and opressive society. Her action leads to positive sexual outlook. Whether you are gay, bisexual, straight or none of the above, you have to admit that Madonna's performance and her work improve the openness of sexuality and press for positive social changes.

Review #118
    Submitted:  August 30, 2003
    By: brandon
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Madonna looked liked a 100 yr. old turtle kissin' Brit. Wah, wah, wah. What a sight.

Review #117
    Submitted:  August 30, 2003
    By: Check it out
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

This was in the Telegragh.co.uk online paper today. Quote: 'Pity Madonna, career on the slide, betrayed by a kiss.' The paper called her a gap toothed hasbeen, who has been upstaged by the much prettier, younger Britney Spears. They called her 'extremely desperate.' Check it out for yourselves. Good Riddance Madge....

Review #116
    Submitted:  August 30, 2003
    By: Carrie
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

I wouldn't want madonna living in my neighborhood. I'd be afraid she'd molest my 2 daughters.

Review #115
    Submitted:  August 30, 2003
    By: Jennifer
    rating:  1 (out of 10)

Sad that the only way Madonna can get any attention now is by doing something raunchy, like that ridiculous staged kiss. Otherwise, no one could care less.

Review #114
    Submitted:  August 30, 2003
    By: lee
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

can we get to the real issue here madonna has sold a lot of records thru promotion of sex thats why she has survived till now the truth is madonna cant sing to save her life its painfully obvious id love to see her get up on stage with the likes of cyndi lauper and belt out a song on the divas if shes the diva of them all lets here it cyndi vs madonna it will never happen because she just cant sing and she knows it as well as all of us she even says it herself she can get by and thats it wen will you fans come to relise this u dummies ha ha

Review #113
    Submitted:  August 30, 2003
    By: Robert, NYC
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

You are so right 'Chicago Fan'...about Madonna. Madonna was on the FRONT PAGE of the papers here in NYC as well(Daily news, etc.) 20 years into her career and she still makes the world stop and watch. There is basically NOTHING else for anyone to do that Madonna hasnt already. She is a legend...with more Top 40 HITS than ANYONE in history. She has now even beat Elvis. No one will ever repeat this.

Review #112
    Submitted:  August 30, 2003
    By: Robert, NYC
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

You are so right 'Chicago Fan'...about Madonna. Madonna was on the FRONT PAGE of the papers here in NYC as well(Daily news, etc.) 20 years into her career and she still makes the world stop and watch. There is basically NOTHING else for anyone to do that Madonna hasnt already. She is a legend...with more Top 40 HITS than ANYONE in history. She has now even beat Elvis. No one will ever repeat this.

Review #111
    Submitted:  August 30, 2003
    By: CHER ROCKS
    rating:  1 (out of 10)

CHER ROCKS MY WORLD--COMPLETELY. HER TALENT IS UNDENIABLE. LOVE YOU FOREVER CHER!!!!!!

Review #110
    Submitted:  August 30, 2003
    By: South Park Junkie
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Madonna farts in her sleep. Fizzzzzzzzz. Poor Guy.

Review #109
    Submitted:  August 30, 2003
    By: Music Fan
    rating:  2 (out of 10)

Cher is beating the pants off of Madonna. Cher has sold nearly 2 million copies of her album, 'The Very Best of Cher.' It only contains her older songs. Madonna is barely scraping by with around 500,000 copies, for 'American Life.' And missing in action from Billboards top 200. Cher has been in the top twenty for months. When you put out mediocre material, like 'Hollywood,' that's going to be the result.

Review #108
    Submitted:  August 30, 2003
    By: Stevie
    rating:  3 (out of 10)

Madonna must have rotten egg breath. She has a stinky look about her. She's also adopted the Incredible Hulk's looks. She's way too muscular. Kind of makes me nauseous. Her singing on Hollywood was awful last night. And she was lip synching, no less...

Review #107
    Submitted:  August 29, 2003
    By: Ferris
    rating:  3 (out of 10)

That Old d*** Madonna is now humping another set of pigs today.

Review #106
    Submitted:  August 29, 2003
    By: Chicago Fan
    rating:  7 (out of 10)

Madonna did was she does best last night...make us all take notice. Chicago papers are all over her today. Say what you want about the poor US showing of her American Life CD, she is a living legend who will be listed with Elvis and The Beatles in modern music history. You television-addicts love to say 'slipping career' and 'washed up' because it makes you sound so industry-savvy. They called her washed up 20 years ago when she rolled around stage in a wedding dress with her hand up her crotch. True, her 'hottie' days are probably over, but she can still make us interested and get us talking. What will we be saying about Ashanti in twenty years? Nice face-lift??

Review #105
    Submitted:  August 29, 2003
    By: Robert NYC
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

America isnt the only place on earth that sells records and has radio stations Paul. Check your stats.... American Life has gone platinum and Hollywood is in the Top 10 around Europe. Europe is the BIGGEST market in the world and the music business knows that. Why do you think most of them always START their tours in Europe? So if your going to look at sales than you have to look at it as a whole, not from the box in which you see the world. And the fact that you are undoubtably going to repost in responce to this also makes you 'defensive'. :)

Review #104
    Submitted:  August 29, 2003
    By: Paul
    rating:  2 (out of 10)

Please excuse the multiple posts and the grammar. I'm not in great form tonight. I guess Madge can relate to that. Remember class = respect.

Review #103
    Submitted:  August 29, 2003
    By: Paul
    rating:  2 (out of 10)

A little defensive, are we?

Review #102
    Submitted:  August 29, 2003
    By: Paul
    rating:  2 (out of 10)

Robert, get a clue. Have you looked at the latest sales figure for American Life? Barely 500,000 copies. Madonna, without support from radio, is like a being in a desert without water. She can't survive. And her little show tonight won't help her. Defenses seem to be are high here.

Review #101
    Submitted:  August 29, 2003
    By: Paul
    rating:  2 (out of 10)

Robert, get a clue. Have you looked at the latest sales figure for American Life? Barely 500,000 copies. Madonna, without support from radio, is like a being in a desert without water. She can't survive. And her little show tonight won't help her. Defenses seem to be are high here.

Review #100
    Submitted:  August 29, 2003
    By: Robert, NYC
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

If Madonna is SOOOOO uninteresting, than why are you all here writing about her endlessly? Answer: Because she obviously has your attention still.

Review #99
    Submitted:  August 29, 2003
    By: TARA
    rating:  6 (out of 10)

Have the people who wrote the last 2 posts been living under a rock? Madonna SET the standard for today... there is nothing the modern female singer can do that Madonna HASNT! Nothing. I dare you to name one thing. Madonna has already niched her place in history...if her career is on a 'Downward spiral' as you say...than why did MTV ask her to OPEN the VMA's???? To open the show is the biggest honor and she has done it 5 times in the past, including 20 years after her career started. No one out today will even survive long enough to do that again.

Review #98
    Submitted:  August 29, 2003
    By: Jennifer
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Old Hag Wannabe Lesbian Madonna has to lip lock Britney Spears to get attention and save her dying career-- Please!!!

Review #97
    Submitted:  August 29, 2003
    By: Paul- Philadelphia, PA.
    rating:  2 (out of 10)

Madonna's career is spiraling downwards, and that's the reality. She's following trends, not setting them. It's doubtful she'll ever return to the top of the charts again. She's not doing anything new to attract the attention of the casual fan. They've just moved on to other pop music stars, that are younger and more attractive.

Review #96
    Submitted:  August 28, 2003
    By: TARA
    rating:  7 (out of 10)

NEWS BRIEF RICH! Every star sells their product and endorses other products! Its called PROMOTION. and those stars that have never done a commercial yet just havent been asked because the money cost to make the commercial wouldnt be recouped by what their personna could bring back to the company. To say madonna is a sell out puts her in the same catagory with all the other 'stars' you mentioned.... Britany:Pepsi Ozzy: coke or pepsi)not sure which) Cindy lauper: coke Missy Elliot: GAP Beyonce: I foget what commercial she did, but it was with Destiny's child And the list is endless.....70% of all music acts have endorsed a product whether it be a magazine or a commercial. Your thinking ethics are way off. Take a business class in school, ...you'll learn. All of todays music is nothing but a big, packaged promotional commercial anyway. Its not so much as selling out...as being influential.

Review #95
    Submitted:  August 28, 2003
    By: jake, MI
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

Okay Rich... maybe you are like 11 years old and havent ever seen the VMA's ever before...although Madonna did not have a paper mache statue on a ferris wheel(probably your favorite ride, now that your 'a big boy'), but she has won the Video Vanguard Award(which is basically like winning an award for supreme excellence in videos) She was the first star to win this and the last. And two years ago they did a whole 5 mintue tribute to Madonna with look alikes wearing her many different guises. I am quite sure madonna isnt SAD or thought twice about not being a puppet on a ferris wheel.

Review #94
    Submitted:  August 28, 2003
    By: jake
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

Okay Rich... maybe you are like 11 years old and havent ever seen the VMA's ever before...although Madonna did not have a paper mache statue on a ferris wheel(probably your favorite ride, now that your 'a big boy'), but she has won the Video Vanguard Award(which is basically like winning an award for supreme excellence in videos) She was the first star to win this and the last. And two years ago they did a whole 5 mintue tribute to Madonna with look alikes wearing her many different guises. I am quite sure madonna isnt SAD or thought twice about not being a puppet on a ferris wheel.

Review #93
    Submitted:  August 28, 2003
    By: Rich
    rating:  4 (out of 10)

Mtv decided not to include Madonna in it's POP STAR VMA's 20th anniversary salute in front of Radio City Music Hall. They have stars like Beyonce, Britney, Cyndi, Busta, Missy E. and Ozzy in the form of statues placed on a Merry Go Round. I read it's because Madonna's American Life album went under, and then she sold her song Hollywood to do the Gap commerical and then Love Profusion to Estee Lauder. She's no longer viewed as an original, but more of a sell out, like your run of the mill pop stars of today. I guess i can understand their thinking.

Review #92
    Submitted:  August 26, 2003
    By: JM
    rating:  4 (out of 10)

I see quite a few similarities between M & C, appearance wise. They took a little from each other, let's face it, M took C's look and over the top accent for Who's that Girl and C took alittle from M in the I Drove All Night video. C thinks they look alike too, sometimes, depending on the photo. BTR- Hollywood is a fair record, not one of M's best to date.

Review #91
    Submitted:  August 25, 2003
    By: sam
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

can we just forget this is hollywoods song review weve moved on madonna lets talk about cyndi she is so unusual

Review #90
    Submitted:  August 25, 2003
    By: robert, NYC
    rating:  8 (out of 10)

Okay, Kyle.... you are right. I KNOW Cyndi fans are intelligent people(I am one) and so are Madonna fans(I am also one)... it just seems that the ones who keep writing on this website ARE NOT. Madonna looks like a man, she sucks, she releases crap... yeah, these are all things made by UNintelligable people. The object here is to write a review of one song, not give everyone a chance to vent their unwarranted hatred on Madonna. This isnt a 'REVIEW MADONNA' site. Nor is it a review Cyndi site. Lets stick to what we are here for and what the purpose of this page is....to review one song. If you all need to VENT, gte a therapist! And this isnt directed toward you, Kyle~ I am just making a point about everyone else who keeps repeating the same scathing, juvenile comments.

Review #89
    Submitted:  August 25, 2003
    By: Cheryl Watson
    rating:  6 (out of 10)

Hollywood doesn't rank as high as Madonna's previous work. Something seems to be lacking rhythmically. Btw, I'm a fan of both Madonna and Cyndi. They are both talented individuals, but VERY different.

Review #88
    Submitted:  August 25, 2003
    By: Danielle
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Madonna has no class and 0 talent.

Review #87
    Submitted:  August 25, 2003
    By: Kyle
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Excuse me, Cyndi fans, at least the ones i know of, are very intelligent people. You would be shocked to see all the ridiculously immature comments that are made by Madonna fans on her forum site. Everything from murdering the radio DJ's for ignoring her, and refusing to give her airplay on the radio, to blowing up the studio. Now if that isn't being immature, i don't know what is.

Review #86
    Submitted:  August 24, 2003
    By: robert, new york city
    rating:  8 (out of 10)

I am almost embarrassed to post a review amidst all the juvenile comments that are posted on here. Are all of you Cyndi'fans who are like 15 years old or just think and articulate like a 15 year old? The new madonna single is great and back to her dance=pop roots, Cyndi is also great but why do you all feel the need to break one down to make the other look better? Its a totally disgusting habit of our socitey to want people to fail and berate them. It makes no sense. And it MAKES NO SENSE why your even talking about Cyndi when the review is on a Madonna song. Oh, and all you people(or ONE person) from Long Island, NY... no matter what name you put infront of your comment it is painfully obvious by your poor writing skills that your the SAME person everytime. Get a hobby. Thats weird to keep posting. NURSE!

Review #85
    Submitted:  August 24, 2003
    By: The Power of Love
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Cyndi drew 20,000 people to her show in NY a few nights ago. Now if that's not showing love for a performer...Everything this woman sings rates a 10. Just the sheer power of her voice. I love her! Madonna is allright i guess, if you're talking about your average everyday singer.

Review #84
    Submitted:  August 24, 2003
    By: cleo and joe
    rating:  7 (out of 10)

i quite like the song id give it a 7 out of 10 but if cyndi was to sing it it wld automaticly be 10 out of 10 (absolutly perfect)

Review #83
    Submitted:  August 24, 2003
    By: Andrew- Radio DJ in FL.
    rating:  2 (out of 10)

I never cared for Madonna at all. I don't know how anyone can consider her attractive or dare i say sexy. I have to admit, that I've secretly had a major thing for Cyndi Lauper and I still do to this day. I guess it's not a secret any longer, LOL. Cyndi is the attractive and sexy one IMO. Partly because she has such a damn amazing singing voice. I'm a DJ at a Florida college radio station and have dedicated a full hour to Cyndi's music from time to time. Believe it or not she gets a big response from the college aged kids here.

Review #82
    Submitted:  August 23, 2003
    By: Yubee
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

What happened to madonna? just anotha' piece of useless crap.

Review #81
    Submitted:  August 23, 2003
    By: Gabe Rossetti from Long Island NY(Big Apple)
    rating:  1 (out of 10)

It's difficult to eat food and look at Madonna at the same time. She's pretty gross. THANK GOD you can't find her on the tube any more. Now it's much more enjoyable to eat a meal.

Review #80
    Submitted:  August 23, 2003
    By: Dave
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

I don't give a flying f*ck about Madonna. I'm in awe of Cyndi. you should check out her live shows--spectacular.

Review #79
    Submitted:  August 23, 2003
    By: Charli
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

I can't even look at Madonna any more. She's rather difficult to look at. I can't exactly put a finger on it, but she has these non-descript feautures. Almost a blank looking face. She sort of does look mascueline, but i don't want to be nasty about it...Anyway, She has never been a favorite of mine, at least after 85, because that's when she should of given up. Actually Cyndi Lauper who has been out of the spotlight for a while, will make a very big return later this year, with a brand new cd. Cyndi has always had an incredible voice and I believe she will outlast Madonna when all is said and done, because her voice will keep her around. Madonna just isn't a very good singer, and now her promotion machine is on its last legs. I really think that this time she won't recover. The Gap commercial pretty much sealed the deal.

Review #78
    Submitted:  August 22, 2003
    By: Orange Charlie
    rating:  3 (out of 10)

How can someone write a song and then just sell out and put it on a Gap commercial? Money-hungry has to be the answer and it's very sad.

Review #77
    Submitted:  August 22, 2003
    By: BlackAdder
    rating:  3 (out of 10)

The Gap commercial using this song actually makes it quite obvious that it is nothing more than a rewrite of 'Into the Groove.' But unlike its predecessor, this song is weighed down by a trite 'insightful' lyric. Madonna has lost her sense of fun that made her unique in the first place.

Review #76
    Submitted:  August 22, 2003
    By: Jessica
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

Once again, Madonna has made an awesome song and video! Madonna is very talented and I hope 'Hollywood' makes it to #1 on THO!

Review #75
    Submitted:  August 21, 2003
    By: Pierre (In Reykjavik, Iceland).
    rating:  6 (out of 10)

Yes, Yes...I very much love the Cyndi!! I'm huge fan of this singer. She's so Pretty. Cyndi may perform in Iceland, I hope for a World tour. I will buy her new CD when it arrives. Peace, Pierre :)

Review #74
    Submitted:  August 19, 2003
    By: Stephan- New Zealand
    rating:  1 (out of 10)

Madonna looks like man. Glad her now sad career is dead. Woman of my dreams, Cyndi Lauper is Beautiful, yes. Sleep well Madonna.

Review #73
    Submitted:  August 19, 2003
    By: Stephan- New Zealand
    rating:  2 (out of 10)

Madonna looks like man. Glad her now sad career is dead. Woman of my dreams, Cyndi Lauper is Beautiful, yes. Sleep well Madonna.

Review #72
    Submitted:  August 19, 2003
    By: Todd
    rating:  2 (out of 10)

madonna sorta looks like a man to me. waaay too mascueline

Review #71
    Submitted:  August 18, 2003
    By: David (New York Native)
    rating:  4 (out of 10)

My thoughts...Cyndi Lauper came from the school of hard knocks. She was very poor growing up, and she came from absolutely no money at all and a broken home, raised by her single mom. So she had to work that much harder to succeed. her 4 octave voice is what helped her, because no one and i mean no one helped her in the beginning. Cyndi did it all on her own mainly, and Madonna had it 'easy' compared to Cyndi. Madonna did things that were not exactly 'kosher' to get there. I have a lot more respect for Cyndi...

Review #70
    Submitted:  August 18, 2003
    By: Paul (Melb. Australia)
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

I agree with Jessica. Why do we always feel the need to cut someone down in order to elevate another. Cyndi Lauper is a talented artist and always has been. She is a visionary and back in her hey day was totally unique. Madonna also has always been a female artist who has stood far among the pack as an individual who has always believed in creative freedom. She has built a monumental career with this philosiphy in mind. For this i have and always will admire Madonna and any other truley creative artist, beacuse they challenge the norm. They give us true creativity. Isnt that what an artist is all about, inpiring others? I do not consider the kinds of comments written about Madonna by most people on this site to be anything more than pointless criticism. How can Madonna be 'talentless' when she has sustained a strong career for 20 years? She is an inspiration because she has had the courage to challenge her self as an artist and cahllenge her audience. She has never given in to conformity like so many others, but gone out and carved a place in history as a truley significant musical artist. To me, she and others like her whether they be entertainers, painters, writers...whatever should be admired for their acheivements.

Review #69
    Submitted:  August 11, 2003
    By: Jessica B.
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

I remember on Cyndi's Bravo Profiles, she mentioned that she felt guilty when she won the American Music award and Madonna didn't. Cyndi did say never put another woman down to raise up another--something to that affect. Madonna did however put Cyndi down in her sex book. It wasn't done in good taste at all. I felt Madonna always felt threatened by Cyndi in some way...If they were in a room together, Madonna would just freeze up, or snicker at her. That's my feeling. But Cyndi would probably extend her hand to Madonna to make her feel welcomed. That's just Cyndi Lauper. She's a very open, giving person. Though she's known to have quite a moody side to her. But don't we all. Anyway, the point is, no one should go out of their way to put anyone down....

Review #68
    Submitted:  August 11, 2003
    By: Alex
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

I'm a Cyndi Lauper fan, but I won't say anything negative about Madonna. Why do we have to put one woman down in order to elevate another? Cyndi says 'sisterhood is powerful.' I hope to see Madonna, and Cyndi Lauper singing a duet some day. Holiday, and Girls just want to have fun.

Review #67
    Submitted:  August 11, 2003
    By: Jill From Freemont
    rating:  4 (out of 10)

She's not original at all. Madonna has a bad habit of copying EVERYONE. An example of this is in the 80's-- she directly stole from Cyndi lauper--the jewelry, the corset, the whole Cyndi image, but tried to make it seem dirty. I think Madonna's whole image is ridiculous and uninspiring. Now it's Britney. She has no expressiveness when she sings. Every song is sung with absolutely no heart. She's doing all the wrong material. It's geared for a 20 yr. old--the rapping, everything. She just doesn't have the pipes like a Cyndi Lauper. Cyndi is making a great move doing her Torch song cd. It is age appropriate. But when Cyndi sings it IS with heart and style. Madonna hasn't deserved nearly the notoriety she's received. I'm relieved her celebrity has waned. It was really becoming irritating...

Review #66
    Submitted:  August 11, 2003
    By: Paul Talarico (Melbourne Australia)
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

'Hollywood' is a beautifully crafted pop song. It current yet original in sound in a time when everybody is ripping everybody else off. Madonna is truly unique at this time because with her current album 'American Life', she has a sound all her own. The critics are being extremely harsh and this album does not deserve the caning it has recieved. It is a rich, lush and beautifully produced album. She has in my eyes really achieved greatness with this album. I feel the reason the album hasn't caught on is because as consumers we have become too acutomed to accepting absolute, mass produced sh**. When an album like 'AL' comes about it like people dont get it. They dont understand something thats honest and a true artistic expression...after all it's not a 'Britney Spears' effort, if one can call what she does an 'effort'. I admire Madonna now more than ever becuase as an artist she has grown and has shown that she was never afraid to do so. She has never stayed in one spot and has always kept her audience interested and in a way, educated. She has never been afraid to stray away from a successful formular and try something different. In a way this has proven to be a double edged sword, because she has had to work harder at maintaining this more than any other entertainer. Her critics say she is over, but they've been saying this since she started...20 years down the track she's still around and for me, still keeping me amazed and insipired. Many will agree with me. As a fan for 19 years I say, thank you Madonna for not being like evryone else. American Life is your best effort to date.

Review #65
    Submitted:  August 10, 2003
    By: cyndiism is coming
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

cyndi can actually sing her voice is an instrument she feels every word and every note wen she sings and she is the most beautiful singer on the planet

Review #64
    Submitted:  August 10, 2003
    By: warning!
    rating:  3 (out of 10)

One word of advice to all you aspiring singers out there. Before you make fools out of yourselves, please make sure you can sing. No one wants to make an ass out of themselves 20 years later, because people finally get it, and realize you couldn't really sing in the first place.

Review #63
    Submitted:  August 9, 2003
    By: Justin
    rating:  4 (out of 10)

Madge needs to get over herself. She's average in everything--looks, voice, personality. But for her acting i rate her a 0

Review #62
    Submitted:  August 9, 2003
    By: Michael
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Madonna is a butt ugly skagg.

Review #61
    Submitted:  August 9, 2003
    By: Kurt C.
    rating:  2 (out of 10)

It looks as if Madonna has lost the midas touch. Lately everything she touches is turning to pure Rust. I hear the A&P is hiring checkers.

Review #60
    Submitted:  August 9, 2003
    By: Ashton
    rating:  1 (out of 10)

Madonna's an ugly pig..I hope she gets hit by a truck. BTW, Cyndi Lauper is fantastic!

Review #59
    Submitted:  August 9, 2003
    By: fabrice
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

You don't have to sell your soul to get the attention of everyone.The song is horrible,Madonna singing it live even worst!(instead of trying to learn how to play the guitar..how about some singing lessons??).If you can't sing 'like a Virgin' live and sound relative good then there's a problem.Poor Madonna...she can't really sing.Glad to hear that Ms Lauper is back to show the world that she is the real deal!

Review #58
    Submitted:  August 9, 2003
    By: Greggory (from Ontario)
    rating:  1 (out of 10)

Please have some dignity madonna, and walk away now. You have turned into a sad, sad case.

Review #57
    Submitted:  August 9, 2003
    By: 2 Bad
    rating:  2 (out of 10)

American Life has fallen out of the top 200 on billboard albums chart, along with M's career. Hollywood never made it onto the top hot 100 on Billboard's single chart at all. Now what Madonna--more Gap ads???? LOL.....

Review #56
    Submitted:  August 9, 2003
    By: Holli
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Madonna= Desperate. First she does a Gap ad, now she's selling her song for Este Lauder ads. I refuse to use Este Lauder products now after hearing this. Could you see Cyndi lauper doing Gap ads. How cheap. The Dr Pepper ads she did, was done in tribute to her by Anastacia, so that's completely different. The only reason GJWTHF was used in the AT&T commericals, was because Cyndi didn't pen that song, or True Colors. But her other classics like TAT, has never been commericalized. Or any of the other songs she has written which are many. Madonna has definitely hit rock bottom. Now she's showing her true colors- talentless and desperate...

Review #55
    Submitted:  August 9, 2003
    By: Ally
    rating:  6 (out of 10)

I don't know...it seems Madonna has run out of ideas this time around. Too bad. Used to like her stuff. I can't believe Cyndi Lauper re-signed with Epic. I'm really happy to hear the news. Also looking forward to Cyndi's 'Naked City.'

Review #54
    Submitted:  August 9, 2003
    By: Alex
    rating:  1 (out of 10)

It's not Madonna's best to say the least. I'm also looking forward to the return of Cyndi Lauper.

Review #53
    Submitted:  August 9, 2003
    By: Fausto
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Nice song from Madonna, I appreciate the video too... anyway I love Cyndi Lauper... and she's ready to come back more powerfull than ever, I can't wait for her new album. Bye from Fausto, Rome Italy

Review #52
    Submitted:  August 9, 2003
    By: alison
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

same old same old she has no expression in her voice all her songs sound like the other boring boring boring

Review #51
    Submitted:  August 9, 2003
    By: ash
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

madonna does not relise wats about to sweep the world the real queen is back cyndi is going to show that whorism dosnt always pay off

Review #50
    Submitted:  August 7, 2003
    By: Rock Man
    rating:  4 (out of 10)

CHER, CHER, CHER..PLATINUM, PLATINUM, PLATINUM!!

Review #49
    Submitted:  August 7, 2003
    By: Gary
    rating:  0 (out of 10)

Old Madonna is really a man. She's hung like one.

Review #48
    Submitted:  August 7, 2003
    By: Jan
    rating:  4 (out of 10)

I LOVE Cher.

Review #47
    Submitted:  August 7, 2003
    By: heath
    rating:  3 (out of 10)

hollywood? i don't think so. madonna resembles a slug. i also adore ms. lauper. she's such a cutie. and she can belt out a song like no other............

Review #46
    Submitted:  August 6, 2003
    By: Bertha
    rating:  1 (out of 10)

MADONNA JUST PLAIN SUCKS!

Review #45
    Submitted:  August 6, 2003
    By: Evan McCormick - read this!
    rating:  2 (out of 10)

Boring, boring, boring!!! Madonna's out of the game. It's over. Her U.S. sales have been laughably awful. The lowest in her career. I'll wait for better, and purchase Cyndi Lauper's Naked City album, come this November. The real talent. She's back with Epic, and signed a multi-record deal. It's all over the music headlines, Billboard, etc...She's coming back, better than ever. Cyndi sizzles, Madonna fizzles....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Review #44
    Submitted:  August 6, 2003
    By: Danni
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

I love it! And I love the video clip and the colours are waterlicious! It just gets me going...the more I listen, the more I wanna hear it, now that's what a good song is all about! It makes me wanna go to Hollywood !!!

Review #43
    Submitted:  August 4, 2003
    By: Conan
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

if you scroll down this page and see all the comments about the song, you must realise that madonna is the bomb! if she sucked , none of you madonna -haters out there would bother to comment, she's getting your attention , she's getting on your tits, she's pi**ing you off and she's loving it!! Madonna is brilliant!! NO One will ever match her talent and staying power.......... Her new album is a gem!! and absolute must for any music collection! She will never be boring cos ,even when she's 130 years old people will still find something to like or dislike about her, so stick that in your cigar and smoke it! Push the button , don't push the button. This bird has flown.

Review #42
    Submitted:  August 4, 2003
    By: Johnny
    rating:  1 (out of 10)

This song is TERRIBLE. Madonna needs to 'Give Up!'!

Review #41
    Submitted:  July 31, 2003
    By: Damien
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

Great job Madonna. You kill me! I love the guitar loop. Hollywood has a very interesing texture, and a darkness and popness that is ONLY MADONNA.

Review #40
    Submitted:  July 30, 2003
    By: Breno (Sao Paolo - Brazil)
    rating:  8 (out of 10)

Hollywood is a good song. But it won't rock. It´s a song to listen when you're driving. I think Madonna lost her point... I hope she comes more 'fu**ing-angry' next time. But she´s still the POP QUEEN... and I like her p.s: American Life, the album, is number #1 here in Brazil. Hollywood, the video clip, is number #1 here on MTV_Brasil. Yeah, Madonna rules

Review #39
    Submitted:  July 24, 2003
    By: yasmeen
    rating:  7 (out of 10)

pretty good, i like madonna but haven't really been TOO crazy about her songs the last couple years.

Review #38
    Submitted:  July 22, 2003
    By: MICHELLE
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

BACK OFF! ALL WHO DISS MADONNA OR CRITIZE HER, SHES MAKING MONEY, SHES FAMOUS, SHE KEEPS US INTERESTED, SHES AN AMAZING WOMAN, SHES BEAUTIFUL AND HAS CUTE KIDS TOO, DONT OVER ANALYZE MADONNA UNLESS U THINK U ARE BETTER THAN HER, MADONNA KICKS ASS, SHES THE BEST AND EVERYONE ELSE WANTS TO BE HER, SO DONT KNOCK HER CUZ OF THAT. U HEARD? HOLLYWOOD IS A MINT SONG AND VIDEO, IF U COULD UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF FAME, RICHES, GREED, SNOBBERY, AND DREAMS COMING TRUE.......

Review #37
    Submitted:  July 20, 2003
    By: Dmitri Garcia
    rating:  6 (out of 10)

Hollywood, Exactly that...'Hollywood.' The song is neither good nor bad. It's just a song. It doesn't blow you away but you don't exactly turn it off either. It's like Hollywood (the city), 'you want to make it there.' Although when my dance teacher uses it for his warm-up the class does seem to have an extra burst of energy to warm-up and dance. So it must have soemthing going for it. Thanks Madonna.

Review #36
    Submitted:  July 17, 2003
    By: ShawnXmonkey
    rating:  6 (out of 10)

I must say that i have seen madonnna over the years and she has done awesome stuff. THings noone else would do but as of late she has no balls. She hasnt had anything goood since Die Another Day. American Life song was ok the video sucked because she stoood in front of changing flags. I heard she was gonnna do something more shocking i think it was. She threw a gernade at Pres Bush and he caught it and it turned into a cigarete lighter. But as of now she sucks but you know shes madonna she might suprise us.

Review #35
    Submitted:  July 17, 2003
    By: X-Static Process
    rating:  8 (out of 10)

Sorry, I forgot to put the correct rating on my previous message. The song gets an 8

Review #34
    Submitted:  July 17, 2003
    By: X-Static Process
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

'Hollywood' is a great song. It's really fun and catchy. I love the chorus and 'push the button, don't push the button, trip the station, change the channel' part. I think it's really funny. I hope 'Nothing Fails', 'Intervention', 'Love Profusion', and 'X-Static Process' become the next singles. I know that's a lot of songs, but they're really good. I think the whole album is good, except for the song, 'I'm So Stupid'. Yeah, she's stupid because she wrote the song! But anyway, 'Hollywood' is a great song and it deserves a place on the radio.

Review #33
    Submitted:  July 14, 2003
    By: HI
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Great song , but whats up with the vid ! lol , its really weird, but it gets its point across

Review #32
    Submitted:  July 12, 2003
    By: jimmyjames
    rating:  3 (out of 10)

The track is okay for driving, but the video doesn’t match the song at all. It’s almost as though she got scared off by the failure of ’American Life’ and decided to revert back to the same stuff she was doing in the late eighties, early nineties with this vid. People have moved on. I love Madonna, but she seems to be doing a half assed job. While watching the video, one gets the impression that she’s worried that the nanny is going to use regular apples instead of organic apples while preparing Lourdes’ lunch. She needs to just be a mom now and be proud of her awesome success.

Review #31
    Submitted:  July 11, 2003
    By: rayoflight
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

love the song. its definately madonna. Followed by a great video. ****

Review #30
    Submitted:  July 11, 2003
    By: ChicagoFan
    rating:  4 (out of 10)

'Hollywood' comes to us like the rest of the 'American Life' album: simple, stripped, and free of drama. The music itself is almost muffled, as are Our Lady's vocals, but the song is a tad more catchy than 'American Life'. Much more mainstream, with her vocals matching the beat, 'Hollywood' provides a lullaby chorus that's been pumped with the same synth sound that runs through the album. 'Get it right now,' says the veteran of 'Swept Away' and 'Shanghai Surprise', 'This time it's got to be good...' Well, maybe just OK. A wannabe 'Ray of Light'.

Review #29
    Submitted:  July 10, 2003
    By: soon 2 b x madonnafan
    rating:  4 (out of 10)

i agree with gareth, madonna is recycling herself, and as far as the video goes, pshhh puhleese, madonna is so much more capable than that, why isnt she applying herself??? she invented music videos... and i do have to say that after a disaster like the american life release, you would think that her marketing department would try save the album by rush releasing a power song, like mother and father or nothing fails. hollywood is a coaster song, something to be released right after a mega hit in my opinion

Review #28
    Submitted:  July 9, 2003
    By: Gill
    rating:  8 (out of 10)

As previously observed, hints of Sheryl Crow undeniably present, but so is Madge's underused 'rock chick' persona. I'm guessing this is the second single to be released partly due to the absence of Madge rapping. In any case this song is fun as hell, classic driving song. I think it'll play well as summer camp. Even has a bit of grit to it. But I still say Mother and Father is the kit.

Review #27
    Submitted:  July 9, 2003
    By: Jamie * Sorry i forgot the rating
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

This song follows the same ' celebrity life isnt what it seems ' theme. The theme didnt start out good coz of that bad american life song, but this song is way better. The song is pretty much what every other superstar says ' hollywood is a hard life ' etc but i believe madonna more since shes been in the businnes for about 20 years. The video is great, even though she seems a bit ugly, but she certainly gets her point across. i really hope this song does good for madonna.

Review #26
    Submitted:  July 9, 2003
    By: Jamie
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

This song follows the same ' celebrity life isnt what it seems ' theme. The theme didnt start out good coz of that bad american life song, but this song is way better. The song is pretty much what every other superstar says ' hollywood is a hard life ' etc but i believe madonna more since shes been in the businnes for about 20 years. The video is great, even though she seems a bit ugly, but she certainly gets her point across. i really hope this song does good for madonna.

Review #25
    Submitted:  July 8, 2003
    By: Johnny
    rating:  1 (out of 10)

Horrible. Madonna is getting worse by the second. She should just stop so her new stuff won't overshadow her old stuff

Review #24
    Submitted:  July 6, 2003
    By: person
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

Another classic from Madonna. She really is one of the only fresh faces in the music biz, always changing, always a surprise. I was worried AL would be the Madonna album that ended it all, since the single AL didnt go to well (of course, it did well on THO cuz every Madonna song does well, but stupid US radio has a different opinion on Madonna) Anyway Hollywood is an excellent track, better than AL, bringing back some of her early 90s roots while still keeping that hidden meaning that has always stood out in all of her singles ever since the wonderful 'bedtime story.' Hopefully this will pull the album out of failure. I've got my fingers crossed

Review #23
    Submitted:  July 6, 2003
    By: Roderick
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

An absolutely classic piece of pop from the one and only Queen of the genre! Hollywood manages takes a side swipe at the self indulgent LA ego while taking the listener along for the ride...Madonna has yet again turned a new corner in the music world...it will be interesting to see how others will even try to follow this. So good I wrote it twice!

Review #22
    Submitted:  July 6, 2003
    By: Roderick
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

An absolutely classic piece of pop from the one and only Queen of the genre! Hollywood manages takes a side swipe at the self indulgent LA ego while taking the listener along for the ride...Madonna has yet again turned a new corner in the music world...it will be interesting to see how other will even try to follow this.

Review #21
    Submitted:  July 5, 2003
    By: shane
    rating:  8 (out of 10)

This is just one of the awesome tracks on her new album. I think it does sound a bit Cheryl Crow'ish with the raw vocals and the guitar.. but it's classic Madonna, too. Terrific song, should be a big radio hit.

Review #20
    Submitted:  July 5, 2003
    By: The Pwadu
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

This song RULES. The song's great and the video's even better. Thank God because, to be honest, when 'American Life' was released I was almost ashamed to be a Madonna fan. Would have been a 10 if I hadn't just heard that she's putting it in a Gap ad.

Review #19
    Submitted:  July 5, 2003
    By: Gareth
    rating:  2 (out of 10)

sorry, but this song yanks the big donkey. not as bad as single 'AL' but not the hit madonna is looking for. the video is totally a wash, bringing back the elements of 'erotica', 'deeper and deeper' and a bit of 'vogue'.....she's been there and done that...why do it all over again? just like with most of the album 'AL' is tired and insulting. i would have picked the edgier 'i'm stupid' as the follow up to AL. in the US, madonna may as well scrap the whole record and promotion of it.

Review #18
    Submitted:  July 5, 2003
    By: josh flynn
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

hollywood rocks i cant wait for the single! great vid! madge roks! josh

Review #17
    Submitted:  July 3, 2003
    By: Nickifricki
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Hollywood rocks!!! Noticed the Jean Harlow imitation??? With the REAL jewels!!!! Cooooooooooool!!! Maddie is my favorite!

Review #16
    Submitted:  July 2, 2003
    By: Joe
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

Hollywood is great. Madonna is the QUEEN.

Review #15
    Submitted:  July 2, 2003
    By: a fan of all things music
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

after the disappointment that was the 'american life' single, madonna has come back with the bouncy, bubbly summer anthem 'hollywood', an ode to the calfornia spotlight and all the pressures it entails. like 'american life', 'hollywood' attempts to meld the sounds of acoustic folk and trippy dance-pop, but unlike its predecessor, this one gets the job done right. whereas 'american life' sounded choppy and poorly spliced, 'hollywood' feels far more seamless. the sections all seem to melt into one another, building and building in intensity, until everything suddenly becomes hushed again and the buildup begins again. lyrically, while the rhymes aren't anything particularly innovative, the song gets its message across: everybody wants to be a star, but nobody realizes what being a star means. the music itself actually echos the sentiment; everything seems beautiful and happy (cue the chirping birds), but under the surface, there's a dark heart to it all. most thankfully, radio chose to edit out the 'push the button' segment of the song. while this could have certainly been a worthwhile addition to the song (it's the essence of the fickle entertainment industry: 'do what your told and you'll go far.'), it ended up sounding more disturbing than it needed to. it probably would have worked better as a hushed cyber-whisper emerging from the background. anyhow, my review and subsequent rating reflect the radio edit of the song rather than the album version. all in all, it's a wonderful bit of penance from madonna for her last single. this one certainly has the potential... at this point, it's up to radio to see if it becomes a hit. frankly, based on the absolute horse dung that does well on the radio nowadays, i don't know if it will fare all that well.

Review #14
    Submitted:  June 30, 2003
    By: SHINE UR LIGHT NOW :p
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

Yay ! shes back ! and this song is sure 2 fix the damage the american life song did.

Review #13
    Submitted:  June 29, 2003
    By: Paddy o'Brien
    rating:  7 (out of 10)

Great video. I like the Botox Injection. The song feels a lot like 'Vogue' from one of the previous incarnations of Madonna. Re-invention but with a distinct touch of the new to go with the old.

Review #12
    Submitted:  June 29, 2003
    By: MadgeLuvr
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

This song will save the album...pkus,the video is awesome...Madonna is back on top!!!

Review #11
    Submitted:  June 29, 2003
    By: max
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

even if you don't like the song, check out the video!!

Review #10
    Submitted:  June 28, 2003
    By: andy
    rating:  8 (out of 10)

a great song to drive to. i love it. probably on a par with 'ray of light'. just when i get used to the idea that most of madonnas records are pretty average, she comes up with something that knocks me over. hopefully this'll get to number one and we'll finally have a decent track at the top of the uk charts.

Review #9
    Submitted:  June 28, 2003
    By: rcooke22
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

Classic, funky and very catchy - one of the stand out tracks on the new Album - should be a top 3 hit in the UK without a hassle, America will need more work. Has already done well with Radio being A listed at Radio 1 and 2. Certainly one of those that you will be singing along to very quickly. If only she would stick to this classy pop.

Review #8
    Submitted:  June 24, 2003
    By: andie
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

this is another madonna classic song i think it s one of her best songs yet!!!!! i lovr Madonna

Review #7
    Submitted:  June 24, 2003
    By: Stevie M
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

This song has everything, it's a summer classic, it's anthemic, you can dance to it and so on. Madonna at her finest (again). A brilliant song from one of the most under-rated song writers in the last 20 years. Especially like the fantastic yet bizarre metamorphosis of Madonna's voice as she repeats, what will become, a chant to millions: Push the button, Don't push the button, trip the station, change the channel.....

Review #6
    Submitted:  June 17, 2003
    By: Jan V. from Amsterdam
    rating:  5 (out of 10)

I really like this track. Just when you think the folky-rocky track is overm, her voice changes from female to male saying: 'push the button, don't push the button, switch the station, change the channel.' This will be a bigger hit than American Life, with this time no controversty for the videeo!

Review #5
    Submitted:  June 16, 2003
    By: chris
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

very good madonna on top form

Review #4
    Submitted:  June 14, 2003
    By: Dmunny
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

(oops...I didn't think it worked the first time. Sorry 'bout dat!)

Review #3
    Submitted:  June 14, 2003
    By: Dmunny
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

Love it! Has a great summery feel. It's almost Sheryl Crow-ish. Makes me feel like cruisin' with the top down!

Review #2
    Submitted:  June 14, 2003
    By: Dmunny
    rating:  9 (out of 10)

I love it! Almost Sheryl Crow-ish. Good summery feel. Makes you wanna cruise with the top down.

Review #1
    Submitted:  June 12, 2003
    By: Osama bin Mushoo
    rating:  10 (out of 10)

Although it is not my favorite song on 'American Life','Hollywood' is still an excellent track.I think it has the potential to become a pretty big hit for Madonna.Hopefully,it will save the album from complete failure.I was kind of hoping she would release the beautiful 'Nothing Fails' as her next single,but this will do for now.Madonna rocks.

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